When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea." Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was."
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sapience
July 17, 2009 10:34 AM
once upon a time an elephant quarreling with an ant at that moment ant hide somewhere elephant was nervous suddenly he saw the slippers of ant.
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