Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum,
Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,
Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..
Yaad mein unki aaj jal rahe hai
door reh ke vo mujhse ae dost kya kar rahe hai
jaagi toh kai khwahishe aaj mann mein meri
unhi khwahisho ko zehar banaa ke mar rahe hai
mujhe to apno ne luta,
gairo mein kaha wo dum tha,
kashti bhi waha ja dubi,
jaha pani kum tha.
dete ho kyu dard bas hami ko,
kya samjho is ankho ki nami ko,
kehne ko to hai lakho tare chand ke,
par kya chand mehsus karta hai is tare ke kami ko.
kanch tute to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to arman reh jaata hai,
laga deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umr bhar ek zakhm reh jaata hai.
jisne hume chaha use hum cha na sake,
jisko humne chaha use hum pa na sake,
ye samjhe dil tutne ka khel hai,
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
waqt to aata hai aur fir chala jata hai,
iska intezar kabhi mat karna,
jo juda hokar bhi bar-bar yaad aye
itna pyaar kisi se kabhi mat karna.
fir ansuo ke kuch fasane nikle,
maikhane se sharab ke paimane nikle,
jo dil ka haal humara samaj hi na paya,
kyu use hum apna zakhm dikhane nikle
aaj mere kismat par mujhe rona aaya,
dusro ko kya maine aapno ko aazmaya,
har dost ki tanhai dur ki,
aur khud ko har mod par akela paya.
aasu aa jate hai ankho mai rone se pehle,
har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle,
ishq he GUNAH ye to samaj gaye,
kash koi rokta ye GUNAH hone se pehle.
Knowing a person like u,
has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go...
I would find a million reasons to make u stay.
I miss you
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry .
Miss U
Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
Last night I wanted 2 write u a letter but all I could write was
-noh ssiW
It doesnt make sense until u read it up side down!!!
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
In the Mean Time
I Miss U All The Time
u must b a great runner bcoz u r always running in my mind
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but i m a bad shooter bcoz i MISS U ALWAYS
Remember 2 remeber me
4get 2 4get me.
Even if u try 2 remember 2 4get me I'll never 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me!!!
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c I am missin "U"
Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.
Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
Sumetimes, my msg doesn't reach u.
I'm just giving u time 2 miss me!
'This day,
when the most beautiful female MIND was born,
is my most beautiful day.
Luv and Long live.'
I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
for your birthday........
i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.
GOD bless you & ur family.
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
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MAMMA
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START UR DAY WITH HER
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SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS
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MANY HAPPY RETURNS
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MY DEAR
love you
if lovers are like moon
and
Brothers are like stars
than
i have noticed that
the sky looks good without moon
but not without stars
i.e. YOU
Happy Birthday Brother
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta
padhna likhna chad pare
nakal te rakh aass
chak rajai te soja bhakta
rab karega pass...
Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apna apna naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
Sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...
ishq k skool ma naya mahool tayar ho gaya,
class ki teacher ko pappoo se piar ho gaya,
is bat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya,
sari class fail aur pappoo pas ho gaya....
After writing the answer the student writes
"The above writtern answers are best to the knowledge of my friends and me
Any change in the marks is not allowed as it is the photostat copy of your notes
Koi cheez bewafai se badkar kya hogi,
Gam-e-imtihan jadai se badkar kya hogi,
Kisiko deni ho jawani mein saza...
to padai se badkar saza kya hogi
Student k dard ko university kya jane
College k rivajon ko parents kya jane
Hoti hai kitni takleef paper likhne me,
Wo kambakht paper check karne wala kya jane??
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
good students follow the principle of ROCKET!!
until their ass is not on fire!
thy will not study!
Ae sala ,abhi abhi, hua yakin,
padai mere bas ki baat nahi
Buk ko mai nigal gaya
padte padte pigal kya
hui sobha mai kho gaya
paper mai so gya
ruba ro roshni
mai kaha phas gya
When situation gets you down,
remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares…
I do.
Words begin with ABC.
Numbers begin with 123.
Music begins with do, re, mi.
And Love begins with you and me!
There is an ocean between us.
Forests and mountains keep us apart.
I may not be superman,
but give me a second and
I will fly across countries to send you my love.
Have you received it?
When it rains,
you don't see the sun,
but it's there.
Hope we can be like that.
We don't always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.
Love.
All my life I have read about it,
dreamt of it,
waited for it,
cried for it,
needed it.
Now with you,
I have found it.
There's a love that only you can give,
a smile that only your lips can show,
a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes,
and a life of mine that you alone can complete.
Ah-- I forgot your name.
Can I call you mine?
And,
in case you forget my name too,
call me yours!
You may never see how much I care for you.
You may never hear how much I treasure you.
You may never feel how much I miss you.
Coz only here in my heart can you see them true.
It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye.
It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes
I'm not.
But it's easy to say I Luv you coz I know that I really do.
If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love,
support, l
isten or show they care,
just save this message and every time you realize it,
it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.......
ur five qualities
1--------
2--------
3-----
4-------
5---------
agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
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THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button
When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Love is the name,
kiss is the game
forget the name
lets play the game.
A hug for you means I need you.
A kiss for you means I love you.
A call for you means I'm missing you.
TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD,
kiSS me wHen i'm saD,
hug me wHen i cRy,
caRe 4 me wHen i diE,
loVe me When i'm sTill Alive
Whats life?
Life is love.
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Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
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Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you!
love is heat
which is very sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet.
North to north,
south to south
my best direction is
mouth to mouth..
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass but
you my friend may kiss my lips!!
2day i want 2 say u something
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2 say u
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kiss me and say Goodbye
I'm a kisser,
i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser,
i kiss people for money,
but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
ur love is like water in the ocean it last forever,
ur kiss is like a remeberable story,
couse i always rember it,i love you
Pal bhar mein tut jaye woh Kasam nahi,
Apko bhul jaye woh Hum nahi,
Tum hume bhul jao is baat me dum nahi,
kyonki Tum hume bhul jao itne bhi bure hum nahi
RaAt Ho Gai Hay ChAnd DuHai DaY Ga..
KhAbOn MaY AaP ko WoH CheHra DiKHi Day Ga..
YeH mUhaBat Hay ZaRa SoCh Kar KarNa..
ik AnSuu BhI GiRa To SunAi DAy Ga..
Ankhoon ma raha dil ma uttar kar nahi dekha,
Kashti ka musafir na saamandar nahi dekha,
Pather mujhay kahta hay mujhay chah nay wala,
ma moom hoon us na mujhay chookar nahi dekha.
Hath ki lakeroon main,
Kiya talash karti ho?
In fuzol batoon main
Kis liyen ulajhte ho,
Jin ko milna hota hai,
Bin lakeer dekhe hi,
Zindagee ki rahoon per,
Sath sath chalta hai,
Phir kab vo bichartay hain,
Jo nahi muqadar main,
Kab vo humay milta hai,
Kab vo sath chalta hai,
Hath ki lakiroon main
Kiya talash karte ho?
Tum Mere kya ho???
Ye Tum kya Jano!!!
Agar Lafz se zahir karoon..
To Ye Hamari Gustakhi ho...
Kam na par jayein Lafz Aap ki Shaan mai..
Kya bataoon Tumhein!!!
Bus Khuda se Ye Guzarish hai....
K her Khushi Tumhein Mubarak ho...
Aur yehi her Farishtey ki Duaa ho.
Apni Aankhon k Dareechon mai Basalo Mujh ko
Bikhar na jaoon kahiin, aa ker sanbhalo Mujh ko
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Ye Mera Pyar hai Roshan Chirag ki manind
Tum apne Chaand se Maathey per saja lo isko
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Mai Tere Ishq mai ab Khaak na ho jaoon kahin
Mujhe sanbhalo, Haathon mai utha lo Mujh ko
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Tum Mere Sabar ka Imtihaan ab nahi lena
Tarap rara hoon Tum apna bana lo Mujh ko
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Meri in Toot-ti Saanson ki Qasam hai Tum ko
Aakhir Dam per hoon, Seene se lagalo Mujh ko
Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maloom,
Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Maloom,
Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna
Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maloom.
Kisi zamanay mein mila tha ek dast-shanaas mujh se
k haath dekhnay k siwaa jis ko koi kaam na tha
janay kion haath pakar kar mera choar diya us ne
shaaayd meray haathon ke lekeeron mein us ka naam na tha
hoThon pe muhabbat ke fasaane nahin aate
saahil pe samundar ke Khazaane nahi aate
palken bhi chamak uthti hain sote mein hamaari
aankhon ko abhi Khvaab chhupaane nahin aate
Koi kaisey batayey keh woh tanha kyun hai
Woh jo apna tha wohi aaj kisi ka kyun hai,
yehi dunya hai to phir aisi yeh dunya kyun hai,
Yehi hota hai to phir aisa hi hota kyun hai
so Sweet is ur SMILE
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so Sweet is ur STYLE
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so Sweet is ur VOICE
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so Sweet is ur EYE
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see
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how Sweetly I LIE
I'm proud that ur my frnd coz ur
20% Perfect,
20% Attractive,
20% Great,
20% Amazing,
20% Lovable,
in short ur 100% P.A.G.A.L.!!
GALILEO : great mind.
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EINSTEIN : genius mind.
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NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind.
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BILL GATES : brilliant mind.
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YOU : Never mind.
Flowers dies
Stories ends
Songs fades
Memories r forgotton
All things comes 2 end
But people like u always remain 4ever
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga
When u dumped me it hurt & i felt blue,
but its ok now cos i got revenge on u,
wen i drove over u it dented my wheels
but at least u know how being hurt feels
Tumse mein aur kya ummid rakhu jisne apno ko chod diyavo kisi aur ka kya banega jisne apne chaahne vaalo ka dil tod diyajiski har khushi pe apna sab kuch qurban kardiya humneussi ne dekho aaj hamara rishta aansuo se jod diya
Kyu hamein paraaya samjhe vo jin ko dil mein samaa liya humne
uski chaahat ke deep apne ghar mein jalaa liya humne
anjaan banke firte hai jo aaj hamare pyar se
usse apni jaan bana liya humne
Dard-e-dil itna barbad kya
Teri yadoon k siwa orr kuch na yadd kya
Zindagi kar saki na iss dard ka elaaj
Maut ne a kar iss dard se azad kya
Hum apne Dard - e - Dil ka ijhar kya karen,
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Hum khud nishana ban gaye hain k yaar kay karen,
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Jaan nikal gayee magar khuli rahi aankhen,
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Ab is se jyada unka intejar kya karen...
Khwaab dekhe bhi nahi aur tut gaye,
woh humse mile bhi nahi aur ruth gaye,
hum jaagte rahe duniya soti rahi...
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ek baarish hi thi jo saath roti rahi.......
aaj hum unhe bewafa bata kar aaye hain,
unke khaton ko pani mein bahakar aaye hain,
koi nikal kar pad na le unhe,
is liye pani mein bhi aag laga kar aaye hain
Koi deewana samjhta hai,koi paagal samjhta hai,
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Dharti ki baichaini ko sirf baadal samjhta hai,
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Tu mujhse duur kaisi hai,main tujhse duur kaisa hu
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Na tera dil samjhta hai,na mera dil samjhta hai
aashiyana apna loota apni nazar ke samne,
ab hokar beghar khade hai apne hi ghar ke samne,
maut par bhi yakin hai,
tujh par bhi aitbaar hai
dekhen pahle kaun aata hai
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mujhe to dono ka intzaar hai
Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka,
to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..
Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere,
jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri,
isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.
Interviewer- Y did u leave ur last job?
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Sardar- Coz, d company shiftedits office and didnt tell me where....
one lady was lying in a bed with hands and legs spread and naked and asked the sardar wat do u think of it.
Sardar replied ur so selfish trying to take over the whole bed...
Sardar goes for interwiew-
boss-tumhara janam kaha hua tha...
sarda-triruvantpuram mein....
boss-spelling batao.
sardar-nahi nahi Goa mein hua tha............
Police-tumhe kal subah 5 baje faansi de jayegi........
santa- HA HA HA Ha HA.............
Police- kyon hans rahe ho?
Santa-mein to subah 8 baje se pehle uthta hi nahi hu............
AIK SARDAR ROAD PER PESHAB KER RAHA THA
EIK ANGRAIZ NAI POCHA YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKERTI
SARDAR NAI JAWAB DIA, NAHIN SAHAB YAHAN KHUD PAKARNA PERHTA HAI
GHALIB IK DIN BEWAFA K GHAR K BAHAR SUSU KRTA PKRA GIA
TU BOLA; TERE PYAR MAIN YUN DUKHI HAI GHALIB K ANSO BHI NIKALTE
HAIN RASTE BADAL BADAL KER.
A sardar jii writing an exam very seriously at gate of the college
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One man asked why r u sitting here?
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He replied- "This is entrance exam...."
Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...........
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Why do "18" Sardars go to film once at a time?
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Because under 18 is not allowed....
Do you know why Sardar bought a brown cow
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A: To get chocalate milk.
People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life.
But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.
Have a nice day!
Thousands of yesterday are gone.
Millions of tomorrow will come.
But there is only one today...
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So enjoy your day,
with smile
And happiness
A person asked God
"What suprises you most about mankind!?"
God replied
"They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore
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Ü'ré ìñ my
MIÑD möré oftèñ
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"SPECIAL" friend:
S - supports u
P - prays for u
E - encourages u
C - cares for u
I - inspires u
A - advises u
L - loves u!
Hope we remain 'Special' always!!
Speak less with people whom u love most,
coz if they cant understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words.
Dear SMS!
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Mere Dost Ko "HELLO" Kehna,
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Save Kare To "THANKS" Kehna,
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"DELETE" Kare To Maaf Kerdena,
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Aur Agar Parh Ker Mughe "YAAD" Kare To Kehna,
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"I MISS U"
Diffrnc btween Love & Frinship...
"U give ur whole heart to ur lov & they BREAK it..."
But "u give ur broken heart to a friend & they MAKE it..."
Thats Frnship.
Friends change, I know they do.. but this friend will always belong to
you..
Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more without
"YOU"!
These are some of the romantic countries in the world.
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End....
Subha outh ker pehle apni lambi umer ki dua manga karo kyo ki abhi tumko zinda rehna hai,
Phir naha lia karo kyo dosroon ko bhi zinda rehna hai.
Agar 5 min mein tumhara SMS nahi aya
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Everyday same wishes!
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Are U bored of it?
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Let it be difft this time:
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Let the devils sing around U,
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Mummies dance around u,
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Vampires sit beside U.
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Have a horrible day!
Who's HOT?
It's U.
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Who's Charming?
It's U.
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Who's Sweetest?
It's U.
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Who's Smart?
It's U.
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Who's Darling of Millions?
It's U.
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Zyada uchlo mat yeh SMS mughay aaya tha
Gabbar: Aray o sambha
yeh SMS perhnay wala Monkey hai Ya Donkey?
Sambha: Abhi pata chal jayega
agar SMS ka reply kia to Monkey nahi kia to Donkey
Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sab ko new AK47 de gayi
Sardar: Sir ya Samney ki taraf ker k chalegi ya apni taraf ?
Officer: Jahaan merzi ker ke chala dono suraton mein desh ka hi faida hoga
Eak bander nay Shesha dekha tu ousnay khudkishi kerli..
Tum mugh say eak wada karo ?
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thnk God all my keyz r workin!!
sry 2 disturb u!
The more u count ur blessings,
the more blessings u will have to count!
I always do,
and I count u as the nicest blessing!
God Bless u each day!
Good Morning!
Have a nice day!
Pyari si morning mein,
pyare se mausam mein,
pyari si koyal ki awaaz,
pyari si hawaon mein, s
abse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!
Nite has end for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and
leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
If yesterday didn't end up the way you planned,
don’t loose hope.
Just remember,
God created today for you to start again.
The best is yet to come!
GUD MORNING!
I've special breakfast 4 u today:
A glass of care,
a plate of luv,
a spoon of peace,
a fork of trust
&
a bowl of prayer.
Gud morning & keep smiling
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning
G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
RAAT KHAMOSH HAI,
CHAND MADHOSH HAIN,
PHIR BHI DIL MEIN EK SHOR HO RAHA HAI,
KAHI AISA TO NAHI KI KOI APNA BINA GOOD NIGHT KAHE SO RAHA HAI
HO CHUKI RAAT BAHUT,
AB SO BHI JAE
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.
JO HAIN DIL KE KAREEB
USKE KHYALO MEIN ABHI KHO BHI JAE
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KAR RAHA HOGA KOI INTEZZAR AAPKA,
KHWABO MEIN HI SAHI UNSE MIL TO AAYE
Close Your Eyes.
Save all the sweet memories in your heart.
Think of all the beautiful things in your life
and surrender yourself to sweet Dreams
"Good Night".
As u go 2 bed 2nite,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white,
&
2 make sure u r alryt,
i'LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..
A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend
lastly good nite n sweet dreams...
Nite has end for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
LyinG oN mY BeD,
LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk,
I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz.
I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY
HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE
WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!
Stars light
Stars bright
u're the only Star
I see tonite.
I wish I may.
I wish I might be there
guarding ur dreams tonite,
gd nite sweet dreams
As nite falls upon the land,
it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
i'm here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams,
cover blanket tight tight
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light
someone thinkin of u somewhere out there where dreams come true
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nitenite & sweet dreams 2 u
da starz r out,
da moon is up,
1 more HUG,
1 more smile,
KISS u once,
KISS u twice,
now itz time 4 bed.
Close ur @@,
n sleep tite!
Anyone can give up.
It’s the easiest thing in the world to do.
But to hold it together,
When everything seems like falling apart;
That’s true strength.
People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget,
How you made them feel.
As we sail through life,
Don’t avoid storms and rough waters.
Just let it pass.
Just Sail
Always remember,
Calm seas never make skillful sailors.
In
times
of
difficulties,
Dont
ever
say,
"GOD
I have
a big
problem",
but
instead
.
"Hey Problem,
I have
a big
GOD"
.
and
everything
will be
OK.
There r some people in this world
who die very early
Bcoz God loves them more
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.
But u r still alive
Bcoz there is someone
who loves u even more.
Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things
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.
When u r right no one remembers but
When u r wrong no one forgets
.
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.
Thats Life!!!
When God leads u to the edge of the cliff,
only one of 2 things will happen;
either he'll catch u when u fall,
or
he'll teach u how to fly.
Keep Faith!!
Try and fail,
but don't fail to try."
If a water falls in lake there is no identity.
but if it falls on lotus leaf it shine like a pearl.
So choose best place where u wud shine
Enjoy the life
as it comes to you
Don't try to overtake
as it beats you
All the Best
I am in casualty now,
don't say I didn't tell you.
After 5 minutes,
I will be transfered to ICU.
Doctor told,
I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi,
sometimes I forget 2 reply,
sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u,
but it doesn't mean I forget u.
I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say!
It's 4 the simple reason...
u r such a nice person 2 think of,
like the way I'm thinking of u now.
Knowing a person like u,
has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go...
I would find a million reasons to make u stay.
I miss you.
I heard someone whisper ur name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
I hv learned how to luv,
to smile,
to b happy,
to b strong,
to work hard;
to b honest,
to b faithful,
to forgive but I couldn’t learn
how to stop missing u.
I may seldom tell u how special u are,
I may not b able to reach u coz we're both busy,
but in spite of all,
u know u are someone I really miss & care about.
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
V
W
X
Y
Z
oops! i miss "U"
How can I spell
"S_CCESS"
without "U"
or "C_TE"
or "H_MBLE"
or "F_N"
or "F_T_RE"
Even
"TR_ST"
what I'll do
without "U
A good relation does not depend how good understanding we have..
But it depends how do we avoid Misunderstanding...
Thought 4 ur WholeLife
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"Never Explain Urself 2 Anyone Because
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D Person who Likes U doesnt Need it & d Person who Dislike U wont Believe it .
U know why God made
eyes in pair,ears in pair,
hands in pair,
legs in pair, &
HEART as single?
Just to find a heart of ur choice & make a pair....
BYE is a little word,that causes so much pain,the friend u hold now,might never meet you again. so never say BYE always say MEET U AGAIN.....
Old relation r gold, new relation may be diamond.
If u get diamond,
don't ever forget the gold,
b'coz to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold.
Challenges are high, The Dreams are new,
The World out there is waiting for you.
Dare to dream, Dare to try
No goal is too distant. No star is too high
Just Get Going
Life is different than teacher,
A teacher teaches lesson & then keeps the exam.
But the life keeps the exam first & then teaches the lesson.
Winning horse doesnt knw y it runs in race,
it runs bcoz of beats n pains
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Life is race;
god is ur rider..
So if u r in pain then think,
GOD wants u to win the race..
Train your mind to acquire silence.
Because if the mind is silent,
there is a great possibility of clarity in the thoughts...
life is lik cotton- dnt make it heavier
by sinkin in water of sorrow,
but makeit lighter by letting it in d
wind of joy........
when life throws lemons on u,
make lemonades,
wn it throws scraps, make a quilt
life is 10% ofwt happns 2 u n
90% of hw u respond 2 it.
STAY HAPPY!!!!!!
life is 10 percent what u make it
and 90 percent how u take it
So always have a positive attitude
because if u total the alphabets of attitude by assuming
a=1 ,b=c
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the sum will be 100 .
Man can live about forty days without food,
About three days without water,
About eight minutes without air,
But only for
One second without hope.
I can teach anybody
How to get what they want out of life.
The problem is that
I can’t find anybody
who can tell me what they want.
ALLAH Pak say contact no 24434 ?
2 Farz fajar ke
4 Farz Zohar ke
4 Farz Asar Ke
3 Farz Maghrib Ke
4 Farz Eshaa ke
NAMAAZZ KIA HAI!
.
N= Nekion mein izaafa,
A= Aakherut mein nijaat,
M= Mohmmad(S.A.W) ki sunnut,
A= ALLAH ki raza,
Z= Zaria-e-qurbat-e-ilaahe..... Namaaz na choro
Hazrat Mohammed (PBUH) ne farmaya !
Jab ap log dua karte hai thu doosro ko bhi yad rakhe hosakta hai kisi ki zindagi ki dairh saari khushian ap ki aik harf-e-dua ke muntazir ho.
Every Muslim have 6 rigths on other muslim
1.Salam karna
2.Temardari karna
3.Acha Mashwara dyna
4.Dawat Qabol karna
5.Chenk aany py YARHAMKALLAH kahna
6.Janazy main sharik hona
Jism ki tandrusti namaz main hai.
Dil ki taqat talwat e Quran main hai,
Damagh ki qawat Zikr e Elahi main hai,
Rooh ki rahat Darood Sharif main hai,
Chaloo utho Namz pahro aur Quran bi parho...
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
Islam ki 5 Buniyade
1. Kalma e Tayyab - La Illah Illal La Mohhamadur Rasulila
2. Namaz - 5 waqt ki namaz farz hai
3. Roza - har muslman par farz hai
4. Jakat - apne Haisiyat ke mutabik jakat
5. Hajj - Jiski janeki haisiyat hai
DAAWAT DO IMAN KI,
IBADAT KARO REHMAN KI,
KHIDMAT KARO VALDAIN KI,
SURAT BANAO MUSALMAN KI,
TILAWAT KARO QURAN KI,
MUKHALIFAT KARO SHAITAN KI.
"NAMAAZ KO MUT KAHO K MUJHE KAAM KERNA HAI,
KAAM KO KAHO K MUJHE NAMAAZ PERHNI HAI".
Say Asalaam O Alikum instead of hello because You are muslim and a muslim should always want to send "salamti" to anoyher muslim
Chori Chori Yeh Aana Jana Chor Do...
Chupke Chupke Yun Nazar Milana Chor Do...
Kisi Din Buhat Pito Gay Unse Tum...
Yeh Masjidon Say Jutay Churana Chor Do...
Bulbul ka bacha
.
khata tha khichri
pita tha pani
.
gata tha ganay
mere serhanay
.
ik din akela
betha howa tha
.
maine uraya
wapas na aya
.
KUTAY ka bacha
Abhi to dosti shuru ki hai,
Waqt aane par dosti ka farz bhi nibhaen ge,
Dil per pather rakh ker,
Ek din hum khud tumhein MENTAL HOSPITAL chor aaenge!!
woh bhi kia din huwa karte thae
jub log dewano ki tarhan humai kiss kiya karte thae
per the humare kismat kharab
us waqt hum 2 saal k huwa karte thea
Aasman main jitnay sitaray hain
Ankhon Main utnay Isharey hain
Samundar Main jitnay kinaray hain
utnay screw dheelay tumharey hain
Hawa main bindaas ur raha tha ghalib
Wah! Wah!
Hawa main azad urr raha tha ghalib
Buhat Khoob!
Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
Aagay...
Ruk gayi hawa , gir gaya ghalib
chand pay kali ghata charhti tu hogi,
sitarooon ko muskurahat aati tu hogi,
tum lakh chupao dunya say,
magar akailay main tumhain apni shakal pay hansi tu aati hogi
poocho na tumhri judai kay lamhay kaisay bitay hain....
sirf xcel paani main daal kar...
straw say bulbulay banaty hain
Pather Ki Dewaar Na Tori,
Pyaar Bhara Dil Tour Diya'
Eak Rupay Ki Khaatir,
Tumnay SMS kerna Choar Diya
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Apun wishing you a wonderful,
.
super duper,
.
zabardast
,
xtra bariya
,
xtra special
,
ekdum mast
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JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho......
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Kick off ur shoes,
take a break,
Crank the tunes,
Dance & Shake,
light the candles,
cut the cake .
Make ita a day,
that's simply Great!!!
Happy B'Day....
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do.
'Today is a day of celebration.
Why? xx years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day.
Hugs & Kisses'
did u know that it takes about 15 million trees to make the paper that we use in our exams?? let us protect the noble cause of saving trees
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"SAY NO TO EXAMS!"
To be a "Good professional",
always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage
"Time"
and tackle
"Emergencies"!!
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Burraaah
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.
Sara syllabus padh liya
.
.
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain
29-Mar Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
To Luv some1 is madness,
2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
U want & u get,
that's luck,
U want & u wait,
that's time.
U want but u compromise,
that's life.
And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE
Let love be the guide to your dreams,
let love be the light to your heart,
let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
Give laugh to all,
but smile to one;
Cheeks to all,
but lips to one;
Luv to all,
but heart to one;
Let everybody Luv U,
but U luv only one
Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Luv is a paper,
life is glue,
every thing is false,
only My Luv is TRUE
Love can be expressed in many ways.
One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.
What is love?
Those who don't like it call it responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don't have it call it a dream.
Those who understand it call it destiny.
And me, I call it you.
If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes,
then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i
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i
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i rather look at the moon again
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ?
Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ?
Or I need You ?
No ! It's b'coz
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.
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I need a person for just time pass
Those innocent eyes,
those kissable lips,
a great smile the perfect walk,
smoothest talk,
absolute gorgeous,
thts enough bout me... how r u ?
if u read this,
i m smart..
if u save this,
u agree i m smart..
if u 4ward this,
u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous...
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile
ur v special 4 me.
u shld alwys b safe my dear.
i cnt b with u all da times.
so pls b careful wheneva u jump
frm tree 2 tree. hehe u monkey
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.
Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3 minutes hug will be expired on 08 May 2007
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl,
always give her the benefit of the doubt.
"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.
if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks god an angel came into my life!
read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i've filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside...
proposing u was my desire
having u is my jekpot
loving u is my attitude
pleasing u is my duty
missing u is my habit
kising u is my wish
2gether 4eva my fulfilment
Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.
My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss
U r sweeter than honey.
purer than milk.
softer than flower.
since i have u as my lover,
come to me near,
i'll kiss ur lips without fear.
u'll say,
having u is treasure
&
be wit me for ever.
Ye din ye raat ye lamhey mujhe acchey lagte hain.
Tumhen sochon to saare silsile acche lagte hain.
Boht door tak chalna magar phir b wohin tak rehna.
Mujhe tum se tum tak fasle acchey lagte hain.
NA jane phir apni mulakaat kab hogi,
Jo adhuri rahi vo baat kab hogi,
Dil to lamha lamha apki yaad mei duba
Ab shaam ke baad na jane raat kab hogi
Parindo ko milegi manzil ek din,
Ye faile hue unke par bolte hai,
Wohi log rehte hai khamosh aksar,
Zamane me jinke hunar bolte hai...
Judai apki rulati rahegi,
yaad apki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi
Mujhse Apna Payar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina
Mujhse ye iqrar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina
Kehte Rehna Har Pal Main Tumra Hon
Mujh Sai ye izhar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
Daag ansuon se dhoye hain,
Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain,
Dil mein kyonkar na uge yaad teri,
Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.
Dard kitne hai bata nahi sakti,
Zakhm kitne hai dikha nahi sakti,
Ankhon se samjh sako to samjh lo,
Ansoon gire hai kitne gina nahi sakti..
Ab umar ho gayi hai dil ki kitaab mein,
kuch khusk paton ke siva kuch nahin raha,
jazbaat tamaam kho gaye lamhon ki dhool mein,
ab dil mein dharkanon ke siva kuch nahi raha
The real definition of
"YAAD"
YAAD wo nahi jO tenhai mein aye
YAAD wo hai jo mehfil mein aaye auu tanha karjaye!
Na
Waqt
Se
Na
Arzo
Se
Na
Udasiyoon
Se
Sirf
Aur
Sirf
Mohabbat
Se
Chahat
Se
Khuloos
Se
Pyar
Se
Barey
Ehtraam
Se
Pooray
DIL
Se
.
.
"Aap per
Laanat hai"
Fill in tha blank with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1:____main insan nahi hoon
2:____main he chor hoon
3:____mera koi elaaj nahi
4:____main he pagal hoon
Tum Gatar Ke suar,
naali ke kedey,
aawara kutte,
maleriya ke macchar,
saand ke gobar,
makhi ki
thook ke bacteria se door rehna mere dost.
Aapki ada,
aapki smile,
aapka chehra,
aapka chalna,
aapka bolna,
aapka sharmana,
aapki zulfein,
aapki aankhein,
aapka andaaz
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Uff koi cheez to
kabil-e-taarif ho
Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME
mai subah ko nashta nahy karta,
kyuki mujhe uski yaad atii hai,.
.
mai dopahar ko khana nahy khata
kyuki uski yaad atii hai,
.
mai raat ko khana nahy khata
kyuki uski yaad atii hai,
.
mai raat ko nahy so pata
kyuki bhook lagti hai
Luv is like a bird,
if u hold it tightly it dies,
if u hold itslightly it flies,
if u hold it correctly it shits in ur hand,
so stay
away & enjoy life
I am lamp you are light
.
I am Coke you are Sprite
.
I am Sawan you are badal
.
I am Normal you are Pagal
.
I am Water you are Tanki
.
I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!!
1.Waterproof towel!
2.Solar powered torch!
3.Book on how to read!
4.Pedal powered wheel chair!
5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!
Shayari by Sardar:
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha!!!
A sardar went to a shop to buy a National Flag for 26 Jan.
Then he asked the shopkeeper something which drived da shopkeeper crazy
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Guess wat??
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Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
After returning back from a foreign trip,
sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why? Sardar:
In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai
Heart beat are countless,
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spirits are ageless,
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dreams r endless,
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memories are timeless
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and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar,
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Priceless
Medicines and friendships cure our problems.
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The only difference
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is that friendships don't have an expiry date
love me or hate me as both r in my favour
If you love me i always be in your heart...
If you hate me i always b in ur mind...
Ik pal wich tussi saaday mehmaan ban gayay ,
Do gallan ki kitiyaan sara jahaan ban gayay ,
Kol reh ker v log saaday na ban sakay ,
door reh ker v tussi saadi jaan ban gayay ...
Aik arsay say yeh ankhain
Soi nahi ,
Hansi nahi ,
Roi nahi ,
Mili nahi ,
Khoi nahi ,
Aik baat thee dil mein ,
Jo tum say kabhi kahi nahi ,
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K
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Tum jaisa koi nahi
Na khuwaish hai sitaron ki ,
Na tamanna hai baharon ki ,
Bas aik aap jaisa dost mil jayay ,
Jo mat maar day saron ki
When a person whom u luv,
rejects u,
dont b upset
coz u've lost a person
who never loved u
but that person has lost
a person who always
loved him/her
Wish u happy rainy season
Let there be shower of love,
greenery of money,
thunder of fame,
lightning of power,
&
a small drop of memory 2 remember 'ME'
Good Relations doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions
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it just need two wonderful people.one cool like me
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one sweet like u.
When people see me texting they think i'm addicted to this texting thing.
They're wrong because they don't know is that it's YoU i'm addicted to.
MOHABBAT
1 BAR HOTO APNA PAN HOTA HAI
2 BAR HOTO BHOLA PAN HOTA HAI
3 BAR HOTE DEWANA PAN HOTA HAI
OR
AGER BAR BAR HOTO BARE HI KAMINA PAN HOTA HAI
Agar kal main mar jaaun,
to bilkul mat rona,
ek ansu mat tapkana,
mere janaaze ko kandha mat dena...
bas
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ssedha upar chale aana...
PARTY KARENGE!!!!
larkay walay: Ap ki beti ka naam kya hai
larki walay: Ap ki pyari, hamari pyari sab ki pyari, Ram pyari.
larki walay: Ap ke betay ka naam kya hai
larkay walay: Ap ka gu humara gu sab ka gu jaggu.
some one misses u
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some one needs u
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someone luvs u
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guess who??????????????
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its d monkey in d ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Hello Budhu!
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B=best
U=understanding
D=decent
h=honest
U=unforgetable
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Now you r smiling ?
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Waqaii BUDHU ho
U r miles away from me.
still im watching ur every movements by 3 different
channels....
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1) discovery
2) national geographic
3) animal planet
Plz smoke daily.
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oh!
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you r getting me wrong .
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i mean .
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s= send
m=ne
o=one
k=kool sms
e=every day
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so dont forget to.
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SMOKE
A chinese was in hospital,
A man went 2 see him,
chinese said: CHING CHING MOU CHU CHA & died
Man went china 2 ask the meaning.
it was kutay k bachey oxygen ke pipe se pair hata
A chines couple Mr.& Mrs hua got twins without mariage wat did they name them ?
dey name them
"jo hua, so hua
2 bachey jungle mai pooti kar rahey hotay hain
dono ko sher (lion) ki awaz ati hai.
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1st bacha: tuje darr lag raha hai kia
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2nd bacha: nahi to
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1st bacha: to phir apni dhoo na meri kyun dhoo raha hai
I + opp of W + starting of ICE +
twice of the letter before T +3/4th to x +
15th letter + 1/2 of O.
Answer: I Miss U
R+CAT+SHOE-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E!
Answer: SMILE
Letter after F + Half of 8 + shadow of q +
opposite of d+ Letter before M +
Middle of SEA + 2 into 19th letter +
end of YOU
Answer: GOD BLESS U
am 10 letter word,
My 1234 has power to rule,
U eat my 5678.
My 89 & 10 means of a lady,
I can fly what am i ?????
Answer: KINGFISHER
Im a 7 letter CITY
234 is a bird
61 is cool
1274 is a part of the face
4713 is a way of saying good
Answer: CHENNAI
the fishermen love me
but doctors hate me
kids want to eat me
i am a 13 letter word who am i??
hint: _H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
AnswerChathuringmes (worms)
Every Thing I swallon iz Digested in Full
Bt
If I Drink Water
I'll Die Soon. Guess Wht iz It ?
Answer: Fire
If U Look At Me
I'll Look At U
If U Grin At Me
I'll Grin At U
I U'll Dance
I'll Also Dance
Bt If U Shout,
Sorry, I can't. Who am I ?
Answer: Mirror
n ss!w i, n ss!w i, n ss!w i, n ss!w i, n ss!w i, n ss!w i, n ss!w i,
Got confused dont be
jaan zara cell ulta kar ke to dekho
am 5 letter word,
If all the 5 letters are available I am a talent in you,
If you remove my first letter I will die,
if you remove my first 2 letters I will be sick.
Who am I
The answer is: SKILL
aankhoon mein aansoo ko ubharne na diya,
mitti mein motiyoon ko bikharne na diya,
jis raah per pare the tere paoon ke nishaan,
us raah pe kisi ko guzarne na diya.
Baaton baaton mian bicharney ka ishara karkey
Khud bhi roya woh buhat ham se kinara karkey
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Sochta rehta hoon tanhai main anjam-e-khuloos
Phir usi jurm-e-mohabbat ko dobara karkey
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Jagmaga di hain terey shehrer ki galiyan main ne
Apney askhon ko palkon pe sitara karkey
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Dekh letey hain chalo hosla apne dil ka
Aur kuch roz tere saath guzara karkey
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Aik hi sheher main rehna hai magar milna nahi
Dekhtey hain yeh aziyat bhi gawara karkey
Sitam Karoo Karam Karoo Hum Gila Nahi Karty
Yakeenan Khizaan Main Phool Khila Nahi Karty
Miladoo Khaak Main Humko Magar Yaad Rakhna
Hum Jasay Dost Phir Dobara Mila Nahi Karty
uss ko chaha bhi tu izhar na kerna aya....
lut gaey ham magar piyar na kerna aya
uss nay mangi tu bhi judaee manghi....
aur hum thay hamein inkar na kerna aya
Yaad karna bhi na chaho gay mager yaad ayeingay hum
Terey khuwaboun teri neendoun pay youn chah jayeingay hum
Meri tasveer ko deikho gay har aik shai mein mager
Teri pohanch say jab kahein durr nikal jayeingay hum
Outray Jo Zindagi Teri Gehraiyon Mai Hum,
Mehfil Mai Reh Kay Bhi Rahay Tanhaiyon Mai Hum,
Deewanagi Nahi to or Kya Kahain?
Insaan Dhoundtay Rahay Parchaiyon Mai Hum
Koi aakhon se baat kar leta hai,
koi aakhon main mulaqat kar leta hai,
bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
jab koi khamosh rahkar sawaal kar leta hai..
IS Qadar hUmari Dosti Ka Imtehan Na LiJiye
kyUn hO hUmSay KhaFaa Bayaan tO KiJiyE
KAr DeJiye MAf Agar hOgaye hUmSay Khataa
Yu baat Na KArke Saza tu Na DiJiye
HAr KAdam Per ImteHAn Laiti Hai ZandaGi
HAr Waqt NAyaa Sadma DEti Hai Zandagi
hUm zandagi Say Kia ShikWa KArain
Aap JAiSay Dost Bhi Tu Dayti hai ZandaGi
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic.
Nahi na
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Quickly see your driving license
No matter how high the sky is.. How deep the ocean is..
How strong the wind is.. How wide a river is.. I just wanna tell u..
They r none of ur business
U r the sweetest person i have ever met.
Yakin nahi hota..... na?
Chand Sitaron ki kasam!
0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0
0O0O0O0O0O0O00OO0O0O00O
O0O0O00O000000000OO0O0O
Yeh saare chand sitare kahan gayab ho gaye....
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Last night i had a dream..
I was walking along the beach..with GOD..
I askd him "Why i've a frnd like U".
God replied, "SAB PICHLE JANAM KE PAAP Hai"
U Fraud
U Cheat
U Idiot
U Monkey
U Nasty creature
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No matter wat people call you
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You'll always be my friend forever..!!
Last night a devil came rushing to my room.
he told me he wanted to trouble some good people.
i told ur name
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but he answered
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OH NO I CANT TROUBLE THE BOSS...
Apki ki ANKHEN.
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Heeran jasi
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Apki ki AWAZ.
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Koyal jasi.
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Apki ki CHAAL
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Mor jasi
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ACCHA HOTA AGAR KOI AADAT INSAANO WALI HOTI...
jab subha jago toh KALMA TAYEBA PARHO....
jab pani pene lago toh BISSMILLAH PARHHO....
jab muje dekho toh SUBHANALLAH PARHO....
jab sheesha dekho toh LAHOL PARHO....
When in life u wake up & u
dont see any one
then come to me
i will b there
2 hold ur hand &
take u 2 an
EYE specialist..........
If i were To B In ur WALLET , What Will i B ?
ID
Money
Pictures
Credit Card
Coins
Calling Card
Letter
AnswerS Will B Given After ur Reply
ID.. IMPORTANT
MoneY.. u Wanna Say Sumthing Intsting To me
Picture.. U LuV Me
Credit Card... Family
Coins.. Best Frend
Calling Card.. Txtmate
Letter... Sum1 Special
There was an old tree that was dying,
Then rain come suddenly so it grew leaves,
Then autumn came and wind blew the leaves away.
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Choose:
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Rain,
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Tree,
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Leaves,
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Wind,
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Autmn.
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AnswerS Will B Given After ur Reply
Wind : You are the 3rd person in the love triangle......
Tree : You are so loyal to your partner and if ur love breaks you can not forget it.....
Rain : You really want someone who loves you and cares for you.....
Leaves : You are a flirty boy or girl......
Rain : You can love two persns at the same time.
if u r going 2 a party then wat color dress will u choose from
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blue
purple
black
green
red
pink
coffee
white
yellow!
blue - u r in luv
purple - parents want u 2 get married
black - boy/gal luvs u secretly
green - u r flirt
red - u hav met ur life partner
pink - ur current bf/gf will b ur husband/wife
coffee - boy/gal u like luvs u secretly
white - u want some1
yellow - u r not happy inside
Choose any one for ur love:
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Moon
Sky
Sand
Snow
Fire
Road
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This shows ur and ur lover relation. Choose any one n reply then i will tell u
Moon = i miss u
Sky = u r vry special 4 me
Sand = i doesnt care abt u
Snow = u luvs me a lot
Fire = u r my dream lover
Road = hate 4 u
Today is CHOCOLATE DAY:
Kitkat 4 best friend
Polo 4 hate
Menthos 4 cool person
Crackles 4 Naughty person
Fivestar 4 cute person
What do u select 4 ME?
One day sardar was crying... friend asked to him..
friend: "Sardar why r u crying??"
sardar: "My mom died.."
After some time he started crying even louder...
friend: "Why r u crying now???"
Sardar: "My sister phoned to me and told that her mom also died..."
One day Sardar was giving dictation to his tution.... Then last bench student told to Sardar that
"Sir we can't hear..."
Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..."
During a war sardar's assistant replied
assit: "Sir, we are surrounded by enemies...."
Sardar: "Good so we can shoot in any direction..."
Relaxing == Ramsing
One day sardar was resting on the park... One men came and asked to him...
Man1: "R u relaxing???"
Sardar: "No, i am Ramsing..."
After some time other man came and asked...
Man2: "R u relaxing???"
Sardar: "No, i am Ramsing..."
Angry Sardar went away.... Then asked to another person....
Saradr: "R u relaxing???"
Man: "Ya, i am relaxing..."
Sardar gave him a slap and told to him
Saradr: "Everyone is looking for u... and u are sitting here.."
Teacher asked Sardar : "can a person have name & surname same ?"
Sardar replied : "YES", If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, her name
will be Lara Lara."
Bolo Tararararaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
A sardar and a doctor loved a same girl.... Every day Sardar gave her an Apple... One day the girl asked to him...
Girl: "Why r u giving me Apple everyday???"
Saradr: "Because an "Apple a day keeps a doctor away"..."
One day an interviewer asked to Saradar
Interviewer: "Imagine that u r in the fourth floor of a building and it suddenly caught fire... What will u do????"
Sardar: "I will stop my imagination..."
A donkey kicked santa & ran away
santa ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
said 'Saala Tracksuit pehan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy?
Take him to a Circular Room and ask him to sit in a Corner!!!
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
TEACHER :What's you name ?
Pupil: Ravi
TEACHER: You should say "Sir"
Pupil: OK, Sir Ravi
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Teacher:Mohan,Assam is special for what product? Mohan:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where doyou get tea powder?
Mohan:From our neighbour's house!!!
Teacher:Ravi, how can you prove the earth is round?
Ravi: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.
Teacher: If u get 3 chocalates from Ashwathy, 2 from neenu and 5 from rekha... how much will u get????
Student: Ma'am i will get three girl friends
teacher: Convert this to future tense... "I killed a person"
Student: You will be jailed
Nitu: My teacher must be very religious
Minu: Why??
Nitu: Each time I answer a question she exclaims
"Oh GOD, Oh My GOD!"
Teacher: Due to Gandhiji's hard work, what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday!
Teacher: Raju what are the 3 latest versions of JAVA??
Raju: MARJAVA MITJAVA LUTJAVA, ishq mein dil kya jaan bhi naam tere kar JAVA O JAVA JAVA
Teacher:A is equal to B and B equal to C therefore A is equal to C
Mandar,tell me one example like this.
Mandar :I love you,you love your daughter therefore I love your Daughter.
Gali se ek ladki gujra karti thi
Uske chehre par nakab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shyad vo use dilo jan se chahata tha
Woh use baar baar kehta “Muh se naquab hata do apna chand sa mukhada dekha do”.
Par ladki ne muh se naquab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na dikhaya
Kai din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya
Ladki kuch pareshan se rehne lagi
Kisi terha puchte puchte woh uke ghar pahochi.
Padosiyon ne kaha “ Mahotarma aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us deewane ke to saat roz pehle he mot ho gaye”.
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya ladki ko ladke ke kabar tak pahuchaya
Ladki zor zor se rone lagi apne aansuon se kabar ko dhone lagi
Tabhi kabar se ek aawaz aaye
“Waqt waqt ke baat hai pehle tumhare chehre par naquab tha aur aaj humare chehre par hai”……………….
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Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.
But the boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don't
u feel sad?
The boy replied "I lost the one who never
loved me, but she lost the one who
really loved her.".......
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There was a beautiful girl named Rexona and a hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma, Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy".
They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre, Medimix city.
They invited their friends Lux, Dove, Dettol, Savlon, Tide, Fa, Jo and others, Rexona and cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'
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Girl: I am not pretty.
Boy: No.
Girl:Do u want to live with me.
Boy:No.
Girl:Will u cry if i leave u.
Boy:No.
The got was hurted & started 2 cry.
The boy pulled her close and said: " ur not pretty
but beautiful, i dont want to live with
u but live for u, if u leave me
i wont cry but i die.......
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once there was a sparrow who love a withe rose.she perposed the withe rose butt rose reply that
when he will turns red he will alsi fell in love with sparrow. than sparrow tore her body and
slowly spread her blood on the flower.now the flower turns red and fell in love with sparrow. butt sparrow no more
THATS LOVE
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31-Mar Feb 12 It was a busy morning, approximately 08:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking repeatedly at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.
On examination, it was well-healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his stitches and redressed his wound. While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had an important appointment that morning, as he seemed to be in such a hurry.
The gentleman told me no; that he only needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while already and that she was a victim of Alzheimer Disease.
As we talked, and I finished dressing his wound, I asked if she would be worried if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was; that she had not recognized him for five years now. I was surprised, and asked him. "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?"
He smiled as he patted my hand and said: "She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."
I had to hold back my tears as he left. I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought: "That is the kind of love I want in my life."
True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be
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Girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty;
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever;
He said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry;
Once again he replied with a No!
She had heard enough.
As she walked away,
tears streaming down her face
the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty, you're beautiful.
I don't want to BE with you forever,
I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...
I'd DIE ...
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Gali se ek ladki gujra karti thi
Uske chehre par nakab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shyad vo use dilo jan se chahata tha
Woh use baar baar kehta “Ae Khuda aisa Iqulab aayee, Ke yeh Naqab Be Naqab Ho jaye”.
Par ladki ne muh se naquab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na dikhaya
Kai din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya
Ladki kuch pareshan se rehne lagi
Kisi terha puchte puchte woh uke ghar pahochi.
Padosiyon ne kaha “ Mahotarma aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us deewane ke to saat roz pehle he mot ho gaye”.
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya ladki ko ladke ke kabar tak pahuchaya
Ladki zor zor se rone lagi apne aansuon se kabar ko dhone lagi
Tabhi kabar se ek aawaz aayee
" Ae Khuda yeh kaisa Inqulab Ayaaa, Aaj Mai Parde Me hu Aur Mera Mehboob Benaqab aaya
A CUTE LOVE STORY....
A guy had a cancer and had only 1 month to live.
He liked a girl working in a CD shop very much,but
he did not tell her about his love.
Every day he used 2 go to the CD shop & buy a
CD 2 talk to her.After one month he died.
When the girl went & asked about him,
his mother told he died n took her 2 his room
and she saw all the cd's unopened... & the girl cried.
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U know why?
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she had kept her love letter inside the CD...
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SO DONT HIDE ANY THING FROM UR BELOVED ONES.......
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There was a blind girl who used 2 hate every one exept
her boy friend.she always used to say that i'll marry u
if i could see you.
Suddenly 1 day some one donated eyes 2 that girl.
When she saw her boyfriend ,she was shocked to that
he was also blind.Her boy friend ansked "WILL U MARRY ME
NOW"? she simply refused.Her boy friend smiled and went
away saying,"just take care of my eyes...."
thats what LOVE is........
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A guy and his girl friend where speeding
at 100 kmph.
GIRL:slow down its too scray...
BOY:no its fun.and asked her to hug him tight and tells
her that the helmet is heavy on my head take it and
were it on....
The next day its seen in the newspapers that a bike
crashed into the building and out of that only the girl
survived. the truth is that the guy realised that the
breaks failed but he dont want her 2 know.
he felt her love by getting her hug the last time........
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One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her.
the gal gave him a challenge to live a day with out her,
only them she will marry him. no communication was there
for 24hours.
the boy dont know that the gal has only 24 hours life
left.becoz she was ill. after 24 hrs the boy went to the gals
house holding a ring. he was shocked to know that she was dead.
she left a letter for him saying," U DID IT AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME.DO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVE... MISS YOU....!"
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Two butterflies love each other....one day they
where playing hide n seek at nite. girl butterfly
says " A small game between us". she says "who
sits on this flower earlier in the mrg tomorrow,
that one loves the other most". then the boy
butterfly says 'OK'. next mrg she was waiting frm 4'o
clock.the flower opened... she found the boy
butterfly dead inside it, because he stayed there
the previous nite itself.
thats what true love.
LOVE IS LIFE, dont miss it.......
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Guy was in love with a girl who loved him more than her life....but
he already had a galfriend and didnt know how to break her heart bcoz he really wanted to b with the girl he loved so he asked her on the phone on nite...."will u wait for me?"....she answered "as along as my heart keeps beating.....i'll wait for u"....
The next day,he went to her school hoping to see her..... and he didn't so began worrying so he called her home...her mother answered ...."sorry she died this mrg"...he was shocked....
so if u love some one tell thm now!!!...bcoz 2morrow may never come and remember ....let your love b like wind....strong enough to move the clouds..............
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A boy n gal loved each other,unfortunatly d gal died...
Aftr death she said to d boy "ek vada tha tera har vade k peche,tu milega mujhe har gali, har darwaze k piche, par tu hi bewafa nikla, ek tu hi na tha mere janaze k peche."
Itne me ek awaz ayi, d gal shockd, ye uske boyfrnd ki awaz thi, he said "ek vada tha mere har vade k peche, main milunga tujhe har gali k har darwaze k peche, par tune hi mud k na dekha,ek aur janaza tha tere janaze k peeche
Koi kehta hai dosti nasha ban jati hai,
Koi kehta hai dosti saza ban jati hai,
Par dosti karo agar sachhe dil se,
To ye jeene ki wajah ban jati hai...
A 4 Apse
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B 4 Buhat Buhat
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C 4 Chori Chori
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D 4 Dil se
.
E 4 Eak bar
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F 4 Face to face
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G 4 Ghar aake
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H 4 Hum tumsay kehna chahte hain
.
I 4 "I MISS U"
I see u "Aankhon" se
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I see u "Sansoon" se
.
I kiss u "Hontoon" se
.
I Remember u "Chahat" se
.
I belive u "Jaan" se
.
I miss u "Dil" se
.
&
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I love u "Kasam" se
Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajaenge,
dur rehkar bhi band ankhon mein nazar aenge,
hum koi waqt nahi jo bhool jaenge,
jab yaad karo a jaenge
Butterflies don't know the color of their wings,
but human eyes know how nice it is.
Like wise u don't know 'how good u are,
but
I know How Special U R.
Log kehte hain ki achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain,
magar hum kehte hain k achche sitare gir k
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aap jaise
dost ban jaate hain.
Each day God sends his angels to guide us.
We don't expect to see them with wings or with halo.
Instead, they come in disguise & we call 'em friends.
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Thnx 4 being an angel to me!
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
a blessing dats rare & true,
that's the gift of a wonderful person coming into ur life like
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I have in u!
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when u have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest,
a friend is true.
A friend is precious,
a friend is U !
If I could pull down the rainbow,
I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky
to let everybody know how colorful my life is with
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a friend like u
Yaad mein unki aaj jal rahe hai
door reh ke vo mujhse ae dost kya kar rahe hai
jaagi toh kai khwahishe aaj mann mein meri
unhi khwahisho ko zehar banaa ke mar rahe hai
Khwahishon ka zahar maine banaaya nahi kabhi,
Khwahishon ko jiyaa hai, par jataaya nahi kabhi.
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Yaad mein aap ki jal rahe hain hum bhi kab se,
Unhen dill mein samet ke rakhaa hai, par bataaya nahi kabhi.
Ae khuda meri duao mein itna assar miley
ke jab bhi nazar utthe toh un se nazar miley
Dukh mein hasne ka maza hi kuch or hai
kisi aur ke aansu apni aankhon se bahaane ka maza hi kuch or hai
miley khushi tumhe zindagi ke har mor pe
apni dua mein kisi aur ke liye maangne ka maza hi kuch or hai
Muje dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai,
dard-e-dil ki inteha malum hai,
zindgi bhar muskrane Ki dua na Dena muje,
Muje pal Bhar muskrane Ki saza malum hai..
Maangu bhi kya tere pyar ke siva
chaahu bhi toh kya uss chehre ke siva
dukho ko hm apne naseeb mein likh lenge
khuda se aur maange bhi toh kya timhari khushi ke siva
Vaada hai ke phir na tadpege hum tumhari yaad mein
par tum bhi meri yaadon mein na aane ki kasam khao
bhula denge tumhe hum kuch hi dino mein
pehle tum hamein apne dil se nikal dene ki kasam khao
Jisko hum zindagi bhar chahte rahe usne hi hamein tukhra diya
jin dosto se hamein har ummid thi unhone bhi najane kyu hamein tukhra diya
laga lete galle hum maut ko uske chale jaane ke baad ae dost
par dekho hamari kismat ke Maut ne bhi hamein tukhra diya
Mere masoom dil ka sheesha tu ne kitni berehmi se toda
gairo ki khushi ke liye apno ka saath choda
apne toh akhir apne hi hote hai,khoon ke rishte badle nahin jaate
tu ne zaalim iss khoon ke rishte se kyu apna muh moda
Tadpoge tum bhi akele ek din
yaad aayegi meri toh barsegi yeh aankhein ek din
dhundte phiroge apno ko par saath na dega koi tumhara
jab sab tumhare dost tumhe tanha kar jaayege ek din
A computer teacher asks a student :
wat are da 3 latest java versions
Student:
mar java,
mit java,
lut java i
shq main dil kya
jaan bhi naam teray
kar java o java java.
Eak Pathan Dosray Pathan say
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Agar tum batado meri Topi mein kia hai ?
Tu saray Anday tumharay
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Aur agar tum ya bata do k kitne hein ?
Tu poray 8 tumharay
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Aur agar tum ya bhi batado kiss janwar k hein ?
Tu woh murgi bhi tumhari
Welcome to
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www.love.com
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Password
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Sorry ap ki itla k leay
arz hai k ap ki
umer pyaar k leay nikal chuki hai
now try for
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www.tuba-tuba.com
Eak makhi ganjay kay sar par baithi tu us ki friend nain kaha:
wah kya khoob ghar mila hay tujhay
Makhi replied: nahi yaar,
abhi tu sirf plot kharida hay
yaad hay ham pehli baar kahan milay thay
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train ruki
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khirki khuli
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nazron say nazrain mili
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aur aap nain kaha
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ALLAH kay naam pay dayday baba
If people say u r
u r
u r
but if they say u r
rakh kay thappar lagana salooon ko
mazak ki bhi koi had hoti hay
Your Friendship Like PAKTEL
"Dil tu aik hai"
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Your Love Like Telenor
"Chaho kuch bhar k"
Your Sincirty Like HALEEB
"Garha jo hai"
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Your Smile Like SHEZAN TWIST
"Hila k rakh dey"
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Your Smile Like UFONE
"Tum hi tu ho"
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Your Personality Like BONANZA
"Absolutely world class"
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Your Response Like LIPTON
"Yehi tu hai woh apna pun"
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End is JAZZ
"Aur sunao?"
Boy: Main tumko without touch kiya KISS karonga
Girl: Ya tu impossible hai
Boy: Lag gai 2 2 rupay ki ?
Girl: ok
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Boy KISSED girl titely!
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Girl: Tumnay tu mughay touch kia
Boy: Ya lo 2 rupay
Mainay kaha "Dil Ruba"
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Usne Kaha "Balance Bhejwa"
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Mainay Kaha "Paisay nahi"
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Usne Kaha "Kaise nahi"
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Maine Kaha "Mehngai Hai"
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Usne Kaha "Ja Aj Say Tu Mera BHAI Hai"
Sweet Socho
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Smart Socho
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Aacha Socho
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Pyara Socho
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I know its dificult for u!
I have shortcut for u!
Only meray baray mein socho
Tawajo Farmyen!!!
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Tawajo Farmanay Ka Shukriya
Ab Apna Kam Karein!!
Humans fall in love, Thats normal
Cow eat grass, Thats normal
But
when monkey press mobile keypad
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Incredible!!
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Still Pressing unbeliveable!!
10 things i like about you :-
1 You are a nice person
with a wonderful heart
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Bas mein ek din mein ek hi
Jhoot bolta hoon
Son 2 Sardar:
Papa 5 + 5 kitnay hote hein ?
Sardar: Ullu De Patehe
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Gadhe
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Idiot
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Nalayak
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Besharam
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Tughay kuch nahi aata
ja ander say CALCULATOR le k Aa
God appun se poccha
kidher jayega
heaven k hell
appun ko malom
tum dost log
udarich milenga
jahan tum hoenga
wahin appun
Smile- the language of love
Smile- a source to win hearts
smile-creates warmth in ur personality
so.......
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Brush ur teeth regularly!!
subah uth kar 2 kaam yaad se roz kia karen
1) ALLAH ka shukar ada kia karen ta k ap zinda reh saken
2) LUX se nahaya karen ta k dosre b zinda reh saken
Posted by Mohit Kumar at 4:05 AM 0 comments
Labels: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Wife: I will die
Husband: I will also die
Wife: Why u want 2 die ?
Husband: Becoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi ker sakta!
Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat
Ankhon Mein Masti
Duur Khari Sharmay Aay Hay!!
Girl Reply: Kali Si Surat
Hath Mein Ketli
Duur Khara Chilaey
Chai Chai!!
Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon
Magar Meray Ghar Walay Nahi Maan Rahay
Girl: Kon Kon Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?
Boy: 1 Wife 2 Bachay :)
Imagine Life Without Me...
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Khali Khali Si Hai Na
Hum CHeez Hi Aisi Hein
Two Lover Went For Socide
Boy Jumps First
after boy jump
Girl Close her Eyez
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Turn back n say
Pyaar Andha Hota Hai
during jumps boy open
his Perashoot n say
Pyaar Kabhi Merta Nahi :)
close ur eyes.
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think abt ur self
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ur face,
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ur style,
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ur nature,
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ur looks,
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now open ur eyes..
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u hv jus spent half
a minute watching a
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horror movie!!!!!!!!!!!
3 chipkalian Dewar Per Ja Rahi Thein
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Ek Chipkali Nay Gana Sunaya
Baqi Do Nechay Gir Gain...
Kyun!!!
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Baqi Do Nay Taliyan Bajain Es Leay!!
You R So
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Samrt!
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mS art!
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Bus Rehnay Do
Tum Per Fit
Hi Nahi Ho Raha
Jangal Mein Mangal Teray Hi Dum Se
Sab Ne Ya Shor Machaya Hai
Wah Re Monkey Tughay Aj
Insaan Ka "SMS" Aaya Hai
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