Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum,
Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,
Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..
Yaad mein unki aaj jal rahe hai
door reh ke vo mujhse ae dost kya kar rahe hai
jaagi toh kai khwahishe aaj mann mein meri
unhi khwahisho ko zehar banaa ke mar rahe hai
mujhe to apno ne luta,
gairo mein kaha wo dum tha,
kashti bhi waha ja dubi,
jaha pani kum tha.
dete ho kyu dard bas hami ko,
kya samjho is ankho ki nami ko,
kehne ko to hai lakho tare chand ke,
par kya chand mehsus karta hai is tare ke kami ko.
kanch tute to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to arman reh jaata hai,
laga deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umr bhar ek zakhm reh jaata hai.
jisne hume chaha use hum cha na sake,
jisko humne chaha use hum pa na sake,
ye samjhe dil tutne ka khel hai,
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
waqt to aata hai aur fir chala jata hai,
iska intezar kabhi mat karna,
jo juda hokar bhi bar-bar yaad aye
itna pyaar kisi se kabhi mat karna.
fir ansuo ke kuch fasane nikle,
maikhane se sharab ke paimane nikle,
jo dil ka haal humara samaj hi na paya,
kyu use hum apna zakhm dikhane nikle
aaj mere kismat par mujhe rona aaya,
dusro ko kya maine aapno ko aazmaya,
har dost ki tanhai dur ki,
aur khud ko har mod par akela paya.
aasu aa jate hai ankho mai rone se pehle,
har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle,
ishq he GUNAH ye to samaj gaye,
kash koi rokta ye GUNAH hone se pehle.
Knowing a person like u,
has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go...
I would find a million reasons to make u stay.
I miss you
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry .
Miss U
Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
Last night I wanted 2 write u a letter but all I could write was
-noh ssiW
It doesnt make sense until u read it up side down!!!
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
In the Mean Time
I Miss U All The Time
u must b a great runner bcoz u r always running in my mind
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but i m a bad shooter bcoz i MISS U ALWAYS
Remember 2 remeber me
4get 2 4get me.
Even if u try 2 remember 2 4get me I'll never 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me!!!
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c I am missin "U"
Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.
Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
Sumetimes, my msg doesn't reach u.
I'm just giving u time 2 miss me!
'This day,
when the most beautiful female MIND was born,
is my most beautiful day.
Luv and Long live.'
I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
for your birthday........
i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.
GOD bless you & ur family.
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
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MAMMA
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START UR DAY WITH HER
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SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS
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MANY HAPPY RETURNS
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MY DEAR
love you
if lovers are like moon
and
Brothers are like stars
than
i have noticed that
the sky looks good without moon
but not without stars
i.e. YOU
Happy Birthday Brother
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta
padhna likhna chad pare
nakal te rakh aass
chak rajai te soja bhakta
rab karega pass...
Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apna apna naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
Sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...
ishq k skool ma naya mahool tayar ho gaya,
class ki teacher ko pappoo se piar ho gaya,
is bat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya,
sari class fail aur pappoo pas ho gaya....
After writing the answer the student writes
"The above writtern answers are best to the knowledge of my friends and me
Any change in the marks is not allowed as it is the photostat copy of your notes
Koi cheez bewafai se badkar kya hogi,
Gam-e-imtihan jadai se badkar kya hogi,
Kisiko deni ho jawani mein saza...
to padai se badkar saza kya hogi
Student k dard ko university kya jane
College k rivajon ko parents kya jane
Hoti hai kitni takleef paper likhne me,
Wo kambakht paper check karne wala kya jane??
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
good students follow the principle of ROCKET!!
until their ass is not on fire!
thy will not study!
Ae sala ,abhi abhi, hua yakin,
padai mere bas ki baat nahi
Buk ko mai nigal gaya
padte padte pigal kya
hui sobha mai kho gaya
paper mai so gya
ruba ro roshni
mai kaha phas gya
When situation gets you down,
remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares…
I do.
Words begin with ABC.
Numbers begin with 123.
Music begins with do, re, mi.
And Love begins with you and me!
There is an ocean between us.
Forests and mountains keep us apart.
I may not be superman,
but give me a second and
I will fly across countries to send you my love.
Have you received it?
When it rains,
you don't see the sun,
but it's there.
Hope we can be like that.
We don't always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.
Love.
All my life I have read about it,
dreamt of it,
waited for it,
cried for it,
needed it.
Now with you,
I have found it.
There's a love that only you can give,
a smile that only your lips can show,
a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes,
and a life of mine that you alone can complete.
Ah-- I forgot your name.
Can I call you mine?
And,
in case you forget my name too,
call me yours!
You may never see how much I care for you.
You may never hear how much I treasure you.
You may never feel how much I miss you.
Coz only here in my heart can you see them true.
It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye.
It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes
I'm not.
But it's easy to say I Luv you coz I know that I really do.
If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love,
support, l
isten or show they care,
just save this message and every time you realize it,
it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.......
ur five qualities
1--------
2--------
3-----
4-------
5---------
agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
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THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button
When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Love is the name,
kiss is the game
forget the name
lets play the game.
A hug for you means I need you.
A kiss for you means I love you.
A call for you means I'm missing you.
TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD,
kiSS me wHen i'm saD,
hug me wHen i cRy,
caRe 4 me wHen i diE,
loVe me When i'm sTill Alive
Whats life?
Life is love.
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Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
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Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you!
love is heat
which is very sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet.
North to north,
south to south
my best direction is
mouth to mouth..
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass but
you my friend may kiss my lips!!
2day i want 2 say u something
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2 say u
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kiss me and say Goodbye
I'm a kisser,
i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser,
i kiss people for money,
but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
ur love is like water in the ocean it last forever,
ur kiss is like a remeberable story,
couse i always rember it,i love you
Pal bhar mein tut jaye woh Kasam nahi,
Apko bhul jaye woh Hum nahi,
Tum hume bhul jao is baat me dum nahi,
kyonki Tum hume bhul jao itne bhi bure hum nahi
RaAt Ho Gai Hay ChAnd DuHai DaY Ga..
KhAbOn MaY AaP ko WoH CheHra DiKHi Day Ga..
YeH mUhaBat Hay ZaRa SoCh Kar KarNa..
ik AnSuu BhI GiRa To SunAi DAy Ga..
Ankhoon ma raha dil ma uttar kar nahi dekha,
Kashti ka musafir na saamandar nahi dekha,
Pather mujhay kahta hay mujhay chah nay wala,
ma moom hoon us na mujhay chookar nahi dekha.
Hath ki lakeroon main,
Kiya talash karti ho?
In fuzol batoon main
Kis liyen ulajhte ho,
Jin ko milna hota hai,
Bin lakeer dekhe hi,
Zindagee ki rahoon per,
Sath sath chalta hai,
Phir kab vo bichartay hain,
Jo nahi muqadar main,
Kab vo humay milta hai,
Kab vo sath chalta hai,
Hath ki lakiroon main
Kiya talash karte ho?
Tum Mere kya ho???
Ye Tum kya Jano!!!
Agar Lafz se zahir karoon..
To Ye Hamari Gustakhi ho...
Kam na par jayein Lafz Aap ki Shaan mai..
Kya bataoon Tumhein!!!
Bus Khuda se Ye Guzarish hai....
K her Khushi Tumhein Mubarak ho...
Aur yehi her Farishtey ki Duaa ho.
Apni Aankhon k Dareechon mai Basalo Mujh ko
Bikhar na jaoon kahiin, aa ker sanbhalo Mujh ko
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Ye Mera Pyar hai Roshan Chirag ki manind
Tum apne Chaand se Maathey per saja lo isko
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Mai Tere Ishq mai ab Khaak na ho jaoon kahin
Mujhe sanbhalo, Haathon mai utha lo Mujh ko
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Tum Mere Sabar ka Imtihaan ab nahi lena
Tarap rara hoon Tum apna bana lo Mujh ko
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Meri in Toot-ti Saanson ki Qasam hai Tum ko
Aakhir Dam per hoon, Seene se lagalo Mujh ko
Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maloom,
Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Maloom,
Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna
Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maloom.
Kisi zamanay mein mila tha ek dast-shanaas mujh se
k haath dekhnay k siwaa jis ko koi kaam na tha
janay kion haath pakar kar mera choar diya us ne
shaaayd meray haathon ke lekeeron mein us ka naam na tha
hoThon pe muhabbat ke fasaane nahin aate
saahil pe samundar ke Khazaane nahi aate
palken bhi chamak uthti hain sote mein hamaari
aankhon ko abhi Khvaab chhupaane nahin aate
Koi kaisey batayey keh woh tanha kyun hai
Woh jo apna tha wohi aaj kisi ka kyun hai,
yehi dunya hai to phir aisi yeh dunya kyun hai,
Yehi hota hai to phir aisa hi hota kyun hai
so Sweet is ur SMILE
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so Sweet is ur STYLE
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so Sweet is ur VOICE
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so Sweet is ur EYE
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see
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how Sweetly I LIE
I'm proud that ur my frnd coz ur
20% Perfect,
20% Attractive,
20% Great,
20% Amazing,
20% Lovable,
in short ur 100% P.A.G.A.L.!!
GALILEO : great mind.
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EINSTEIN : genius mind.
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NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind.
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BILL GATES : brilliant mind.
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YOU : Never mind.
Flowers dies
Stories ends
Songs fades
Memories r forgotton
All things comes 2 end
But people like u always remain 4ever
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga
When u dumped me it hurt & i felt blue,
but its ok now cos i got revenge on u,
wen i drove over u it dented my wheels
but at least u know how being hurt feels
Tumse mein aur kya ummid rakhu jisne apno ko chod diyavo kisi aur ka kya banega jisne apne chaahne vaalo ka dil tod diyajiski har khushi pe apna sab kuch qurban kardiya humneussi ne dekho aaj hamara rishta aansuo se jod diya
Kyu hamein paraaya samjhe vo jin ko dil mein samaa liya humne
uski chaahat ke deep apne ghar mein jalaa liya humne
anjaan banke firte hai jo aaj hamare pyar se
usse apni jaan bana liya humne
Dard-e-dil itna barbad kya
Teri yadoon k siwa orr kuch na yadd kya
Zindagi kar saki na iss dard ka elaaj
Maut ne a kar iss dard se azad kya
Hum apne Dard - e - Dil ka ijhar kya karen,
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Hum khud nishana ban gaye hain k yaar kay karen,
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Jaan nikal gayee magar khuli rahi aankhen,
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Ab is se jyada unka intejar kya karen...
Khwaab dekhe bhi nahi aur tut gaye,
woh humse mile bhi nahi aur ruth gaye,
hum jaagte rahe duniya soti rahi...
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ek baarish hi thi jo saath roti rahi.......
aaj hum unhe bewafa bata kar aaye hain,
unke khaton ko pani mein bahakar aaye hain,
koi nikal kar pad na le unhe,
is liye pani mein bhi aag laga kar aaye hain
Koi deewana samjhta hai,koi paagal samjhta hai,
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Dharti ki baichaini ko sirf baadal samjhta hai,
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Tu mujhse duur kaisi hai,main tujhse duur kaisa hu
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Na tera dil samjhta hai,na mera dil samjhta hai
aashiyana apna loota apni nazar ke samne,
ab hokar beghar khade hai apne hi ghar ke samne,
maut par bhi yakin hai,
tujh par bhi aitbaar hai
dekhen pahle kaun aata hai
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mujhe to dono ka intzaar hai
Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka,
to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..
Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere,
jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri,
isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.
Interviewer- Y did u leave ur last job?
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Sardar- Coz, d company shiftedits office and didnt tell me where....
one lady was lying in a bed with hands and legs spread and naked and asked the sardar wat do u think of it.
Sardar replied ur so selfish trying to take over the whole bed...
Sardar goes for interwiew-
boss-tumhara janam kaha hua tha...
sarda-triruvantpuram mein....
boss-spelling batao.
sardar-nahi nahi Goa mein hua tha............
Police-tumhe kal subah 5 baje faansi de jayegi........
santa- HA HA HA Ha HA.............
Police- kyon hans rahe ho?
Santa-mein to subah 8 baje se pehle uthta hi nahi hu............
AIK SARDAR ROAD PER PESHAB KER RAHA THA
EIK ANGRAIZ NAI POCHA YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKERTI
SARDAR NAI JAWAB DIA, NAHIN SAHAB YAHAN KHUD PAKARNA PERHTA HAI
GHALIB IK DIN BEWAFA K GHAR K BAHAR SUSU KRTA PKRA GIA
TU BOLA; TERE PYAR MAIN YUN DUKHI HAI GHALIB K ANSO BHI NIKALTE
HAIN RASTE BADAL BADAL KER.
A sardar jii writing an exam very seriously at gate of the college
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One man asked why r u sitting here?
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He replied- "This is entrance exam...."
Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...........
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Why do "18" Sardars go to film once at a time?
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Because under 18 is not allowed....
Do you know why Sardar bought a brown cow
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A: To get chocalate milk.
People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life.
But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.
Have a nice day!
Thousands of yesterday are gone.
Millions of tomorrow will come.
But there is only one today...
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So enjoy your day,
with smile
And happiness
A person asked God
"What suprises you most about mankind!?"
God replied
"They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore
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Ü'ré ìñ my
MIÑD möré oftèñ
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"SPECIAL" friend:
S - supports u
P - prays for u
E - encourages u
C - cares for u
I - inspires u
A - advises u
L - loves u!
Hope we remain 'Special' always!!
Speak less with people whom u love most,
coz if they cant understand ur silence
they can never understand ur words.
Dear SMS!
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Mere Dost Ko "HELLO" Kehna,
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Save Kare To "THANKS" Kehna,
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"DELETE" Kare To Maaf Kerdena,
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Aur Agar Parh Ker Mughe "YAAD" Kare To Kehna,
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"I MISS U"
Diffrnc btween Love & Frinship...
"U give ur whole heart to ur lov & they BREAK it..."
But "u give ur broken heart to a friend & they MAKE it..."
Thats Frnship.
Friends change, I know they do.. but this friend will always belong to
you..
Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more without
"YOU"!
These are some of the romantic countries in the world.
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End....
Subha outh ker pehle apni lambi umer ki dua manga karo kyo ki abhi tumko zinda rehna hai,
Phir naha lia karo kyo dosroon ko bhi zinda rehna hai.
Agar 5 min mein tumhara SMS nahi aya
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Everyday same wishes!
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Are U bored of it?
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Let it be difft this time:
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Let the devils sing around U,
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Mummies dance around u,
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Vampires sit beside U.
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Have a horrible day!
Who's HOT?
It's U.
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Who's Charming?
It's U.
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Who's Sweetest?
It's U.
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Who's Smart?
It's U.
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Who's Darling of Millions?
It's U.
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Zyada uchlo mat yeh SMS mughay aaya tha
Gabbar: Aray o sambha
yeh SMS perhnay wala Monkey hai Ya Donkey?
Sambha: Abhi pata chal jayega
agar SMS ka reply kia to Monkey nahi kia to Donkey
Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sab ko new AK47 de gayi
Sardar: Sir ya Samney ki taraf ker k chalegi ya apni taraf ?
Officer: Jahaan merzi ker ke chala dono suraton mein desh ka hi faida hoga
Eak bander nay Shesha dekha tu ousnay khudkishi kerli..
Tum mugh say eak wada karo ?
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thnk God all my keyz r workin!!
sry 2 disturb u!
The more u count ur blessings,
the more blessings u will have to count!
I always do,
and I count u as the nicest blessing!
God Bless u each day!
Good Morning!
Have a nice day!
Pyari si morning mein,
pyare se mausam mein,
pyari si koyal ki awaaz,
pyari si hawaon mein, s
abse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!
Nite has end for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and
leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
If yesterday didn't end up the way you planned,
don’t loose hope.
Just remember,
God created today for you to start again.
The best is yet to come!
GUD MORNING!
I've special breakfast 4 u today:
A glass of care,
a plate of luv,
a spoon of peace,
a fork of trust
&
a bowl of prayer.
Gud morning & keep smiling
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning
G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
RAAT KHAMOSH HAI,
CHAND MADHOSH HAIN,
PHIR BHI DIL MEIN EK SHOR HO RAHA HAI,
KAHI AISA TO NAHI KI KOI APNA BINA GOOD NIGHT KAHE SO RAHA HAI
HO CHUKI RAAT BAHUT,
AB SO BHI JAE
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.
JO HAIN DIL KE KAREEB
USKE KHYALO MEIN ABHI KHO BHI JAE
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KAR RAHA HOGA KOI INTEZZAR AAPKA,
KHWABO MEIN HI SAHI UNSE MIL TO AAYE
Close Your Eyes.
Save all the sweet memories in your heart.
Think of all the beautiful things in your life
and surrender yourself to sweet Dreams
"Good Night".
As u go 2 bed 2nite,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white,
&
2 make sure u r alryt,
i'LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..
A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend
lastly good nite n sweet dreams...
Nite has end for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
LyinG oN mY BeD,
LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk,
I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz.
I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY
HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE
WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!
Stars light
Stars bright
u're the only Star
I see tonite.
I wish I may.
I wish I might be there
guarding ur dreams tonite,
gd nite sweet dreams
As nite falls upon the land,
it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
i'm here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams,
cover blanket tight tight
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light
someone thinkin of u somewhere out there where dreams come true
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nitenite & sweet dreams 2 u
da starz r out,
da moon is up,
1 more HUG,
1 more smile,
KISS u once,
KISS u twice,
now itz time 4 bed.
Close ur @@,
n sleep tite!
Anyone can give up.
It’s the easiest thing in the world to do.
But to hold it together,
When everything seems like falling apart;
That’s true strength.
People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget,
How you made them feel.
As we sail through life,
Don’t avoid storms and rough waters.
Just let it pass.
Just Sail
Always remember,
Calm seas never make skillful sailors.
In
times
of
difficulties,
Dont
ever
say,
"GOD
I have
a big
problem",
but
instead
.
"Hey Problem,
I have
a big
GOD"
.
and
everything
will be
OK.
There r some people in this world
who die very early
Bcoz God loves them more
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.
But u r still alive
Bcoz there is someone
who loves u even more.
Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things
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.
When u r right no one remembers but
When u r wrong no one forgets
.
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.
Thats Life!!!
When God leads u to the edge of the cliff,
only one of 2 things will happen;
either he'll catch u when u fall,
or
he'll teach u how to fly.
Keep Faith!!
Try and fail,
but don't fail to try."
If a water falls in lake there is no identity.
but if it falls on lotus leaf it shine like a pearl.
So choose best place where u wud shine
Enjoy the life
as it comes to you
Don't try to overtake
as it beats you
All the Best
I am in casualty now,
don't say I didn't tell you.
After 5 minutes,
I will be transfered to ICU.
Doctor told,
I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi,
sometimes I forget 2 reply,
sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u,
but it doesn't mean I forget u.
I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say!
It's 4 the simple reason...
u r such a nice person 2 think of,
like the way I'm thinking of u now.
Knowing a person like u,
has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go...
I would find a million reasons to make u stay.
I miss you.
I heard someone whisper ur name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
I hv learned how to luv,
to smile,
to b happy,
to b strong,
to work hard;
to b honest,
to b faithful,
to forgive but I couldn’t learn
how to stop missing u.
I may seldom tell u how special u are,
I may not b able to reach u coz we're both busy,
but in spite of all,
u know u are someone I really miss & care about.
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
V
W
X
Y
Z
oops! i miss "U"
How can I spell
"S_CCESS"
without "U"
or "C_TE"
or "H_MBLE"
or "F_N"
or "F_T_RE"
Even
"TR_ST"
what I'll do
without "U
A good relation does not depend how good understanding we have..
But it depends how do we avoid Misunderstanding...
Thought 4 ur WholeLife
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"Never Explain Urself 2 Anyone Because
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D Person who Likes U doesnt Need it & d Person who Dislike U wont Believe it .
U know why God made
eyes in pair,ears in pair,
hands in pair,
legs in pair, &
HEART as single?
Just to find a heart of ur choice & make a pair....
BYE is a little word,that causes so much pain,the friend u hold now,might never meet you again. so never say BYE always say MEET U AGAIN.....
Old relation r gold, new relation may be diamond.
If u get diamond,
don't ever forget the gold,
b'coz to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold.
Challenges are high, The Dreams are new,
The World out there is waiting for you.
Dare to dream, Dare to try
No goal is too distant. No star is too high
Just Get Going
Life is different than teacher,
A teacher teaches lesson & then keeps the exam.
But the life keeps the exam first & then teaches the lesson.
Winning horse doesnt knw y it runs in race,
it runs bcoz of beats n pains
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Life is race;
god is ur rider..
So if u r in pain then think,
GOD wants u to win the race..
Train your mind to acquire silence.
Because if the mind is silent,
there is a great possibility of clarity in the thoughts...
life is lik cotton- dnt make it heavier
by sinkin in water of sorrow,
but makeit lighter by letting it in d
wind of joy........
when life throws lemons on u,
make lemonades,
wn it throws scraps, make a quilt
life is 10% ofwt happns 2 u n
90% of hw u respond 2 it.
STAY HAPPY!!!!!!
life is 10 percent what u make it
and 90 percent how u take it
So always have a positive attitude
because if u total the alphabets of attitude by assuming
a=1 ,b=c
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the sum will be 100 .
Man can live about forty days without food,
About three days without water,
About eight minutes without air,
But only for
One second without hope.
I can teach anybody
How to get what they want out of life.
The problem is that
I can’t find anybody
who can tell me what they want.
ALLAH Pak say contact no 24434 ?
2 Farz fajar ke
4 Farz Zohar ke
4 Farz Asar Ke
3 Farz Maghrib Ke
4 Farz Eshaa ke
NAMAAZZ KIA HAI!
.
N= Nekion mein izaafa,
A= Aakherut mein nijaat,
M= Mohmmad(S.A.W) ki sunnut,
A= ALLAH ki raza,
Z= Zaria-e-qurbat-e-ilaahe..... Namaaz na choro
Hazrat Mohammed (PBUH) ne farmaya !
Jab ap log dua karte hai thu doosro ko bhi yad rakhe hosakta hai kisi ki zindagi ki dairh saari khushian ap ki aik harf-e-dua ke muntazir ho.
Every Muslim have 6 rigths on other muslim
1.Salam karna
2.Temardari karna
3.Acha Mashwara dyna
4.Dawat Qabol karna
5.Chenk aany py YARHAMKALLAH kahna
6.Janazy main sharik hona
Jism ki tandrusti namaz main hai.
Dil ki taqat talwat e Quran main hai,
Damagh ki qawat Zikr e Elahi main hai,
Rooh ki rahat Darood Sharif main hai,
Chaloo utho Namz pahro aur Quran bi parho...
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
Islam ki 5 Buniyade
1. Kalma e Tayyab - La Illah Illal La Mohhamadur Rasulila
2. Namaz - 5 waqt ki namaz farz hai
3. Roza - har muslman par farz hai
4. Jakat - apne Haisiyat ke mutabik jakat
5. Hajj - Jiski janeki haisiyat hai
DAAWAT DO IMAN KI,
IBADAT KARO REHMAN KI,
KHIDMAT KARO VALDAIN KI,
SURAT BANAO MUSALMAN KI,
TILAWAT KARO QURAN KI,
MUKHALIFAT KARO SHAITAN KI.
"NAMAAZ KO MUT KAHO K MUJHE KAAM KERNA HAI,
KAAM KO KAHO K MUJHE NAMAAZ PERHNI HAI".
Say Asalaam O Alikum instead of hello because You are muslim and a muslim should always want to send "salamti" to anoyher muslim
Chori Chori Yeh Aana Jana Chor Do...
Chupke Chupke Yun Nazar Milana Chor Do...
Kisi Din Buhat Pito Gay Unse Tum...
Yeh Masjidon Say Jutay Churana Chor Do...
Bulbul ka bacha
.
khata tha khichri
pita tha pani
.
gata tha ganay
mere serhanay
.
ik din akela
betha howa tha
.
maine uraya
wapas na aya
.
KUTAY ka bacha
Abhi to dosti shuru ki hai,
Waqt aane par dosti ka farz bhi nibhaen ge,
Dil per pather rakh ker,
Ek din hum khud tumhein MENTAL HOSPITAL chor aaenge!!
woh bhi kia din huwa karte thae
jub log dewano ki tarhan humai kiss kiya karte thae
per the humare kismat kharab
us waqt hum 2 saal k huwa karte thea
Aasman main jitnay sitaray hain
Ankhon Main utnay Isharey hain
Samundar Main jitnay kinaray hain
utnay screw dheelay tumharey hain
Hawa main bindaas ur raha tha ghalib
Wah! Wah!
Hawa main azad urr raha tha ghalib
Buhat Khoob!
Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
Aagay...
Ruk gayi hawa , gir gaya ghalib
chand pay kali ghata charhti tu hogi,
sitarooon ko muskurahat aati tu hogi,
tum lakh chupao dunya say,
magar akailay main tumhain apni shakal pay hansi tu aati hogi
poocho na tumhri judai kay lamhay kaisay bitay hain....
sirf xcel paani main daal kar...
straw say bulbulay banaty hain
Pather Ki Dewaar Na Tori,
Pyaar Bhara Dil Tour Diya'
Eak Rupay Ki Khaatir,
Tumnay SMS kerna Choar Diya
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Apun wishing you a wonderful,
.
super duper,
.
zabardast
,
xtra bariya
,
xtra special
,
ekdum mast
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JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho......
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Kick off ur shoes,
take a break,
Crank the tunes,
Dance & Shake,
light the candles,
cut the cake .
Make ita a day,
that's simply Great!!!
Happy B'Day....
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do.
'Today is a day of celebration.
Why? xx years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day.
Hugs & Kisses'
did u know that it takes about 15 million trees to make the paper that we use in our exams?? let us protect the noble cause of saving trees
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"SAY NO TO EXAMS!"
To be a "Good professional",
always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage
"Time"
and tackle
"Emergencies"!!
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Burraaah
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.
Sara syllabus padh liya
.
.
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain
29-Mar Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
To Luv some1 is madness,
2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
U want & u get,
that's luck,
U want & u wait,
that's time.
U want but u compromise,
that's life.
And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE
Let love be the guide to your dreams,
let love be the light to your heart,
let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
Give laugh to all,
but smile to one;
Cheeks to all,
but lips to one;
Luv to all,
but heart to one;
Let everybody Luv U,
but U luv only one
Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Luv is a paper,
life is glue,
every thing is false,
only My Luv is TRUE
Love can be expressed in many ways.
One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.
What is love?
Those who don't like it call it responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don't have it call it a dream.
Those who understand it call it destiny.
And me, I call it you.
If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes,
then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i
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i
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i rather look at the moon again
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ?
Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ?
Or I need You ?
No ! It's b'coz
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.
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I need a person for just time pass
Those innocent eyes,
those kissable lips,
a great smile the perfect walk,
smoothest talk,
absolute gorgeous,
thts enough bout me... how r u ?
if u read this,
i m smart..
if u save this,
u agree i m smart..
if u 4ward this,
u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous...
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile
ur v special 4 me.
u shld alwys b safe my dear.
i cnt b with u all da times.
so pls b careful wheneva u jump
frm tree 2 tree. hehe u monkey
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.
Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3 minutes hug will be expired on 08 May 2007
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl,
always give her the benefit of the doubt.
"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.
if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks god an angel came into my life!
read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i've filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside...
proposing u was my desire
having u is my jekpot
loving u is my attitude
pleasing u is my duty
missing u is my habit
kising u is my wish
2gether 4eva my fulfilment
Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.
My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss
U r sweeter than honey.
purer than milk.
softer than flower.
since i have u as my lover,
come to me near,
i'll kiss ur lips without fear.
u'll say,
having u is treasure
&
be wit me for ever.
Ye din ye raat ye lamhey mujhe acchey lagte hain.
Tumhen sochon to saare silsile acche lagte hain.
Boht door tak chalna magar phir b wohin tak rehna.
Mujhe tum se tum tak fasle acchey lagte hain.
NA jane phir apni mulakaat kab hogi,
Jo adhuri rahi vo baat kab hogi,
Dil to lamha lamha apki yaad mei duba
Ab shaam ke baad na jane raat kab hogi
Parindo ko milegi manzil ek din,
Ye faile hue unke par bolte hai,
Wohi log rehte hai khamosh aksar,
Zamane me jinke hunar bolte hai...
Judai apki rulati rahegi,
yaad apki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi
Mujhse Apna Payar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina
Mujhse ye iqrar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina
Kehte Rehna Har Pal Main Tumra Hon
Mujh Sai ye izhar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
Daag ansuon se dhoye hain,
Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain,
Dil mein kyonkar na uge yaad teri,
Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.
Dard kitne hai bata nahi sakti,
Zakhm kitne hai dikha nahi sakti,
Ankhon se samjh sako to samjh lo,
Ansoon gire hai kitne gina nahi sakti..
Ab umar ho gayi hai dil ki kitaab mein,
kuch khusk paton ke siva kuch nahin raha,
jazbaat tamaam kho gaye lamhon ki dhool mein,
ab dil mein dharkanon ke siva kuch nahi raha
The real definition of
"YAAD"
YAAD wo nahi jO tenhai mein aye
YAAD wo hai jo mehfil mein aaye auu tanha karjaye!
Na
Waqt
Se
Na
Arzo
Se
Na
Udasiyoon
Se
Sirf
Aur
Sirf
Mohabbat
Se
Chahat
Se
Khuloos
Se
Pyar
Se
Barey
Ehtraam
Se
Pooray
DIL
Se
.
.
"Aap per
Laanat hai"
Fill in tha blank with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1:____main insan nahi hoon
2:____main he chor hoon
3:____mera koi elaaj nahi
4:____main he pagal hoon
Tum Gatar Ke suar,
naali ke kedey,
aawara kutte,
maleriya ke macchar,
saand ke gobar,
makhi ki
thook ke bacteria se door rehna mere dost.
Aapki ada,
aapki smile,
aapka chehra,
aapka chalna,
aapka bolna,
aapka sharmana,
aapki zulfein,
aapki aankhein,
aapka andaaz
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Uff koi cheez to
kabil-e-taarif ho
Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME
mai subah ko nashta nahy karta,
kyuki mujhe uski yaad atii hai,.
.
mai dopahar ko khana nahy khata
kyuki uski yaad atii hai,
.
mai raat ko khana nahy khata
kyuki uski yaad atii hai,
.
mai raat ko nahy so pata
kyuki bhook lagti hai
Luv is like a bird,
if u hold it tightly it dies,
if u hold itslightly it flies,
if u hold it correctly it shits in ur hand,
so stay
away & enjoy life
I am lamp you are light
.
I am Coke you are Sprite
.
I am Sawan you are badal
.
I am Normal you are Pagal
.
I am Water you are Tanki
.
I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!!
1.Waterproof towel!
2.Solar powered torch!
3.Book on how to read!
4.Pedal powered wheel chair!
5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!
Shayari by Sardar:
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha!!!
A sardar went to a shop to buy a National Flag for 26 Jan.
Then he asked the shopkeeper something which drived da shopkeeper crazy
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Guess wat??
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Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
After returning back from a foreign trip,
sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why? Sardar:
In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai
Heart beat are countless,
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spirits are ageless,
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dreams r endless,
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memories are timeless
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and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar,
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Priceless
Medicines and friendships cure our problems.
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The only difference
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is that friendships don't have an expiry date
love me or hate me as both r in my favour
If you love me i always be in your heart...
If you hate me i always b in ur mind...
Ik pal wich tussi saaday mehmaan ban gayay ,
Do gallan ki kitiyaan sara jahaan ban gayay ,
Kol reh ker v log saaday na ban sakay ,
door reh ker v tussi saadi jaan ban gayay ...
Aik arsay say yeh ankhain
Soi nahi ,
Hansi nahi ,
Roi nahi ,
Mili nahi ,
Khoi nahi ,
Aik baat thee dil mein ,
Jo tum say kabhi kahi nahi ,
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K
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Tum jaisa koi nahi
Na khuwaish hai sitaron ki ,
Na tamanna hai baharon ki ,
Bas aik aap jaisa dost mil jayay ,
Jo mat maar day saron ki
When a person whom u luv,
rejects u,
dont b upset
coz u've lost a person
who never loved u
but that person has lost
a person who always
loved him/her
Wish u happy rainy season
Let there be shower of love,
greenery of money,
thunder of fame,
lightning of power,
&
a small drop of memory 2 remember 'ME'
Good Relations doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions
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it just need two wonderful people.one cool like me
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one sweet like u.
When people see me texting they think i'm addicted to this texting thing.
They're wrong because they don't know is that it's YoU i'm addicted to.
MOHABBAT
1 BAR HOTO APNA PAN HOTA HAI
2 BAR HOTO BHOLA PAN HOTA HAI
3 BAR HOTE DEWANA PAN HOTA HAI
OR
AGER BAR BAR HOTO BARE HI KAMINA PAN HOTA HAI
Agar kal main mar jaaun,
to bilkul mat rona,
ek ansu mat tapkana,
mere janaaze ko kandha mat dena...
bas
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ssedha upar chale aana...
PARTY KARENGE!!!!
larkay walay: Ap ki beti ka naam kya hai
larki walay: Ap ki pyari, hamari pyari sab ki pyari, Ram pyari.
larki walay: Ap ke betay ka naam kya hai
larkay walay: Ap ka gu humara gu sab ka gu jaggu.
some one misses u
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some one needs u
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someone luvs u
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guess who??????????????
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its d monkey in d ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Hello Budhu!
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B=best
U=understanding
D=decent
h=honest
U=unforgetable
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Now you r smiling ?
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Waqaii BUDHU ho
U r miles away from me.
still im watching ur every movements by 3 different
channels....
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1) discovery
2) national geographic
3) animal planet
Plz smoke daily.
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oh!
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you r getting me wrong .
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i mean .
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s= send
m=ne
o=one
k=kool sms
e=every day
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so dont forget to.
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SMOKE
A chinese was in hospital,
A man went 2 see him,
chinese said: CHING CHING MOU CHU CHA & died
Man went china 2 ask the meaning.
it was kutay k bachey oxygen ke pipe se pair hata
A chines couple Mr.& Mrs hua got twins without mariage wat did they name them ?
dey name them
"jo hua, so hua
2 bachey jungle mai pooti kar rahey hotay hain
dono ko sher (lion) ki awaz ati hai.
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1st bacha: tuje darr lag raha hai kia
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2nd bacha: nahi to
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1st bacha: to phir apni dhoo na meri kyun dhoo raha hai
I + opp of W + starting of ICE +
twice of the letter before T +3/4th to x +
15th letter + 1/2 of O.
Answer: I Miss U
R+CAT+SHOE-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E!
Answer: SMILE
Letter after F + Half of 8 + shadow of q +
opposite of d+ Letter before M +
Middle of SEA + 2 into 19th letter +
end of YOU
Answer: GOD BLESS U
am 10 letter word,
My 1234 has power to rule,
U eat my 5678.
My 89 & 10 means of a lady,
I can fly what am i ?????
Answer: KINGFISHER
Im a 7 letter CITY
234 is a bird
61 is cool
1274 is a part of the face
4713 is a way of saying good
Answer: CHENNAI
the fishermen love me
but doctors hate me
kids want to eat me
i am a 13 letter word who am i??
hint: _H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
AnswerChathuringmes (worms)
Every Thing I swallon iz Digested in Full
Bt
If I Drink Water
I'll Die Soon. Guess Wht iz It ?
Answer: Fire
If U Look At Me
I'll Look At U
If U Grin At Me
I'll Grin At U
I U'll Dance
I'll Also Dance
Bt If U Shout,
Sorry, I can't. Who am I ?
Answer: Mirror
n ss!w i, n ss!w i, n ss!w i, n ss!w i, n ss!w i, n ss!w i, n ss!w i,
Got confused dont be
jaan zara cell ulta kar ke to dekho
am 5 letter word,
If all the 5 letters are available I am a talent in you,
If you remove my first letter I will die,
if you remove my first 2 letters I will be sick.
Who am I
The answer is: SKILL
aankhoon mein aansoo ko ubharne na diya,
mitti mein motiyoon ko bikharne na diya,
jis raah per pare the tere paoon ke nishaan,
us raah pe kisi ko guzarne na diya.
Baaton baaton mian bicharney ka ishara karkey
Khud bhi roya woh buhat ham se kinara karkey
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Sochta rehta hoon tanhai main anjam-e-khuloos
Phir usi jurm-e-mohabbat ko dobara karkey
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Jagmaga di hain terey shehrer ki galiyan main ne
Apney askhon ko palkon pe sitara karkey
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Dekh letey hain chalo hosla apne dil ka
Aur kuch roz tere saath guzara karkey
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Aik hi sheher main rehna hai magar milna nahi
Dekhtey hain yeh aziyat bhi gawara karkey
Sitam Karoo Karam Karoo Hum Gila Nahi Karty
Yakeenan Khizaan Main Phool Khila Nahi Karty
Miladoo Khaak Main Humko Magar Yaad Rakhna
Hum Jasay Dost Phir Dobara Mila Nahi Karty
uss ko chaha bhi tu izhar na kerna aya....
lut gaey ham magar piyar na kerna aya
uss nay mangi tu bhi judaee manghi....
aur hum thay hamein inkar na kerna aya
Yaad karna bhi na chaho gay mager yaad ayeingay hum
Terey khuwaboun teri neendoun pay youn chah jayeingay hum
Meri tasveer ko deikho gay har aik shai mein mager
Teri pohanch say jab kahein durr nikal jayeingay hum
Outray Jo Zindagi Teri Gehraiyon Mai Hum,
Mehfil Mai Reh Kay Bhi Rahay Tanhaiyon Mai Hum,
Deewanagi Nahi to or Kya Kahain?
Insaan Dhoundtay Rahay Parchaiyon Mai Hum
Koi aakhon se baat kar leta hai,
koi aakhon main mulaqat kar leta hai,
bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
jab koi khamosh rahkar sawaal kar leta hai..
IS Qadar hUmari Dosti Ka Imtehan Na LiJiye
kyUn hO hUmSay KhaFaa Bayaan tO KiJiyE
KAr DeJiye MAf Agar hOgaye hUmSay Khataa
Yu baat Na KArke Saza tu Na DiJiye
HAr KAdam Per ImteHAn Laiti Hai ZandaGi
HAr Waqt NAyaa Sadma DEti Hai Zandagi
hUm zandagi Say Kia ShikWa KArain
Aap JAiSay Dost Bhi Tu Dayti hai ZandaGi
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic.
Nahi na
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Quickly see your driving license
No matter how high the sky is.. How deep the ocean is..
How strong the wind is.. How wide a river is.. I just wanna tell u..
They r none of ur business
U r the sweetest person i have ever met.
Yakin nahi hota..... na?
Chand Sitaron ki kasam!
0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0
0O0O0O0O0O0O00OO0O0O00O
O0O0O00O000000000OO0O0O
Yeh saare chand sitare kahan gayab ho gaye....
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Last night i had a dream..
I was walking along the beach..with GOD..
I askd him "Why i've a frnd like U".
God replied, "SAB PICHLE JANAM KE PAAP Hai"
U Fraud
U Cheat
U Idiot
U Monkey
U Nasty creature
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No matter wat people call you
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You'll always be my friend forever..!!
Last night a devil came rushing to my room.
he told me he wanted to trouble some good people.
i told ur name
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but he answered
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OH NO I CANT TROUBLE THE BOSS...
Apki ki ANKHEN.
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Heeran jasi
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Apki ki AWAZ.
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Koyal jasi.
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Apki ki CHAAL
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Mor jasi
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ACCHA HOTA AGAR KOI AADAT INSAANO WALI HOTI...
jab subha jago toh KALMA TAYEBA PARHO....
jab pani pene lago toh BISSMILLAH PARHHO....
jab muje dekho toh SUBHANALLAH PARHO....
jab sheesha dekho toh LAHOL PARHO....
When in life u wake up & u
dont see any one
then come to me
i will b there
2 hold ur hand &
take u 2 an
EYE specialist..........
If i were To B In ur WALLET , What Will i B ?
ID
Money
Pictures
Credit Card
Coins
Calling Card
Letter
AnswerS Will B Given After ur Reply
ID.. IMPORTANT
MoneY.. u Wanna Say Sumthing Intsting To me
Picture.. U LuV Me
Credit Card... Family
Coins.. Best Frend
Calling Card.. Txtmate
Letter... Sum1 Special
There was an old tree that was dying,
Then rain come suddenly so it grew leaves,
Then autumn came and wind blew the leaves away.
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Choose:
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Rain,
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Tree,
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Leaves,
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Wind,
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Autmn.
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AnswerS Will B Given After ur Reply
Wind : You are the 3rd person in the love triangle......
Tree : You are so loyal to your partner and if ur love breaks you can not forget it.....
Rain : You really want someone who loves you and cares for you.....
Leaves : You are a flirty boy or girl......
Rain : You can love two persns at the same time.
if u r going 2 a party then wat color dress will u choose from
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blue
purple
black
green
red
pink
coffee
white
yellow!
blue - u r in luv
purple - parents want u 2 get married
black - boy/gal luvs u secretly
green - u r flirt
red - u hav met ur life partner
pink - ur current bf/gf will b ur husband/wife
coffee - boy/gal u like luvs u secretly
white - u want some1
yellow - u r not happy inside
Choose any one for ur love:
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Moon
Sky
Sand
Snow
Fire
Road
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This shows ur and ur lover relation. Choose any one n reply then i will tell u
Moon = i miss u
Sky = u r vry special 4 me
Sand = i doesnt care abt u
Snow = u luvs me a lot
Fire = u r my dream lover
Road = hate 4 u
Today is CHOCOLATE DAY:
Kitkat 4 best friend
Polo 4 hate
Menthos 4 cool person
Crackles 4 Naughty person
Fivestar 4 cute person
What do u select 4 ME?
One day sardar was crying... friend asked to him..
friend: "Sardar why r u crying??"
sardar: "My mom died.."
After some time he started crying even louder...
friend: "Why r u crying now???"
Sardar: "My sister phoned to me and told that her mom also died..."
One day Sardar was giving dictation to his tution.... Then last bench student told to Sardar that
"Sir we can't hear..."
Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..."
During a war sardar's assistant replied
assit: "Sir, we are surrounded by enemies...."
Sardar: "Good so we can shoot in any direction..."
Relaxing == Ramsing
One day sardar was resting on the park... One men came and asked to him...
Man1: "R u relaxing???"
Sardar: "No, i am Ramsing..."
After some time other man came and asked...
Man2: "R u relaxing???"
Sardar: "No, i am Ramsing..."
Angry Sardar went away.... Then asked to another person....
Saradr: "R u relaxing???"
Man: "Ya, i am relaxing..."
Sardar gave him a slap and told to him
Saradr: "Everyone is looking for u... and u are sitting here.."
Teacher asked Sardar : "can a person have name & surname same ?"
Sardar replied : "YES", If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, her name
will be Lara Lara."
Bolo Tararararaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
A sardar and a doctor loved a same girl.... Every day Sardar gave her an Apple... One day the girl asked to him...
Girl: "Why r u giving me Apple everyday???"
Saradr: "Because an "Apple a day keeps a doctor away"..."
One day an interviewer asked to Saradar
Interviewer: "Imagine that u r in the fourth floor of a building and it suddenly caught fire... What will u do????"
Sardar: "I will stop my imagination..."
A donkey kicked santa & ran away
santa ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
said 'Saala Tracksuit pehan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy?
Take him to a Circular Room and ask him to sit in a Corner!!!
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
TEACHER :What's you name ?
Pupil: Ravi
TEACHER: You should say "Sir"
Pupil: OK, Sir Ravi
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Teacher:Mohan,Assam is special for what product? Mohan:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where doyou get tea powder?
Mohan:From our neighbour's house!!!
Teacher:Ravi, how can you prove the earth is round?
Ravi: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.
Teacher: If u get 3 chocalates from Ashwathy, 2 from neenu and 5 from rekha... how much will u get????
Student: Ma'am i will get three girl friends
teacher: Convert this to future tense... "I killed a person"
Student: You will be jailed
Nitu: My teacher must be very religious
Minu: Why??
Nitu: Each time I answer a question she exclaims
"Oh GOD, Oh My GOD!"
Teacher: Due to Gandhiji's hard work, what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday!
Teacher: Raju what are the 3 latest versions of JAVA??
Raju: MARJAVA MITJAVA LUTJAVA, ishq mein dil kya jaan bhi naam tere kar JAVA O JAVA JAVA
Teacher:A is equal to B and B equal to C therefore A is equal to C
Mandar,tell me one example like this.
Mandar :I love you,you love your daughter therefore I love your Daughter.
Gali se ek ladki gujra karti thi
Uske chehre par nakab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shyad vo use dilo jan se chahata tha
Woh use baar baar kehta “Muh se naquab hata do apna chand sa mukhada dekha do”.
Par ladki ne muh se naquab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na dikhaya
Kai din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya
Ladki kuch pareshan se rehne lagi
Kisi terha puchte puchte woh uke ghar pahochi.
Padosiyon ne kaha “ Mahotarma aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us deewane ke to saat roz pehle he mot ho gaye”.
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya ladki ko ladke ke kabar tak pahuchaya
Ladki zor zor se rone lagi apne aansuon se kabar ko dhone lagi
Tabhi kabar se ek aawaz aaye
“Waqt waqt ke baat hai pehle tumhare chehre par naquab tha aur aaj humare chehre par hai”……………….
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Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.
But the boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don't
u feel sad?
The boy replied "I lost the one who never
loved me, but she lost the one who
really loved her.".......
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There was a beautiful girl named Rexona and a hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma, Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy".
They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre, Medimix city.
They invited their friends Lux, Dove, Dettol, Savlon, Tide, Fa, Jo and others, Rexona and cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'
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Girl: I am not pretty.
Boy: No.
Girl:Do u want to live with me.
Boy:No.
Girl:Will u cry if i leave u.
Boy:No.
The got was hurted & started 2 cry.
The boy pulled her close and said: " ur not pretty
but beautiful, i dont want to live with
u but live for u, if u leave me
i wont cry but i die.......
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once there was a sparrow who love a withe rose.she perposed the withe rose butt rose reply that
when he will turns red he will alsi fell in love with sparrow. than sparrow tore her body and
slowly spread her blood on the flower.now the flower turns red and fell in love with sparrow. butt sparrow no more
THATS LOVE
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31-Mar Feb 12 It was a busy morning, approximately 08:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking repeatedly at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.
On examination, it was well-healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his stitches and redressed his wound. While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had an important appointment that morning, as he seemed to be in such a hurry.
The gentleman told me no; that he only needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while already and that she was a victim of Alzheimer Disease.
As we talked, and I finished dressing his wound, I asked if she would be worried if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was; that she had not recognized him for five years now. I was surprised, and asked him. "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?"
He smiled as he patted my hand and said: "She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."
I had to hold back my tears as he left. I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought: "That is the kind of love I want in my life."
True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be
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Girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty;
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever;
He said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry;
Once again he replied with a No!
She had heard enough.
As she walked away,
tears streaming down her face
the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty, you're beautiful.
I don't want to BE with you forever,
I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...
I'd DIE ...
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Gali se ek ladki gujra karti thi
Uske chehre par nakab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shyad vo use dilo jan se chahata tha
Woh use baar baar kehta “Ae Khuda aisa Iqulab aayee, Ke yeh Naqab Be Naqab Ho jaye”.
Par ladki ne muh se naquab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na dikhaya
Kai din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya
Ladki kuch pareshan se rehne lagi
Kisi terha puchte puchte woh uke ghar pahochi.
Padosiyon ne kaha “ Mahotarma aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us deewane ke to saat roz pehle he mot ho gaye”.
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya ladki ko ladke ke kabar tak pahuchaya
Ladki zor zor se rone lagi apne aansuon se kabar ko dhone lagi
Tabhi kabar se ek aawaz aayee
" Ae Khuda yeh kaisa Inqulab Ayaaa, Aaj Mai Parde Me hu Aur Mera Mehboob Benaqab aaya
A CUTE LOVE STORY....
A guy had a cancer and had only 1 month to live.
He liked a girl working in a CD shop very much,but
he did not tell her about his love.
Every day he used 2 go to the CD shop & buy a
CD 2 talk to her.After one month he died.
When the girl went & asked about him,
his mother told he died n took her 2 his room
and she saw all the cd's unopened... & the girl cried.
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U know why?
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she had kept her love letter inside the CD...
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SO DONT HIDE ANY THING FROM UR BELOVED ONES.......
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There was a blind girl who used 2 hate every one exept
her boy friend.she always used to say that i'll marry u
if i could see you.
Suddenly 1 day some one donated eyes 2 that girl.
When she saw her boyfriend ,she was shocked to that
he was also blind.Her boy friend ansked "WILL U MARRY ME
NOW"? she simply refused.Her boy friend smiled and went
away saying,"just take care of my eyes...."
thats what LOVE is........
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A guy and his girl friend where speeding
at 100 kmph.
GIRL:slow down its too scray...
BOY:no its fun.and asked her to hug him tight and tells
her that the helmet is heavy on my head take it and
were it on....
The next day its seen in the newspapers that a bike
crashed into the building and out of that only the girl
survived. the truth is that the guy realised that the
breaks failed but he dont want her 2 know.
he felt her love by getting her hug the last time........
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One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her.
the gal gave him a challenge to live a day with out her,
only them she will marry him. no communication was there
for 24hours.
the boy dont know that the gal has only 24 hours life
left.becoz she was ill. after 24 hrs the boy went to the gals
house holding a ring. he was shocked to know that she was dead.
she left a letter for him saying," U DID IT AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME.DO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVE... MISS YOU....!"
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Two butterflies love each other....one day they
where playing hide n seek at nite. girl butterfly
says " A small game between us". she says "who
sits on this flower earlier in the mrg tomorrow,
that one loves the other most". then the boy
butterfly says 'OK'. next mrg she was waiting frm 4'o
clock.the flower opened... she found the boy
butterfly dead inside it, because he stayed there
the previous nite itself.
thats what true love.
LOVE IS LIFE, dont miss it.......
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Guy was in love with a girl who loved him more than her life....but
he already had a galfriend and didnt know how to break her heart bcoz he really wanted to b with the girl he loved so he asked her on the phone on nite...."will u wait for me?"....she answered "as along as my heart keeps beating.....i'll wait for u"....
The next day,he went to her school hoping to see her..... and he didn't so began worrying so he called her home...her mother answered ...."sorry she died this mrg"...he was shocked....
so if u love some one tell thm now!!!...bcoz 2morrow may never come and remember ....let your love b like wind....strong enough to move the clouds..............
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A boy n gal loved each other,unfortunatly d gal died...
Aftr death she said to d boy "ek vada tha tera har vade k peche,tu milega mujhe har gali, har darwaze k piche, par tu hi bewafa nikla, ek tu hi na tha mere janaze k peche."
Itne me ek awaz ayi, d gal shockd, ye uske boyfrnd ki awaz thi, he said "ek vada tha mere har vade k peche, main milunga tujhe har gali k har darwaze k peche, par tune hi mud k na dekha,ek aur janaza tha tere janaze k peeche
Koi kehta hai dosti nasha ban jati hai,
Koi kehta hai dosti saza ban jati hai,
Par dosti karo agar sachhe dil se,
To ye jeene ki wajah ban jati hai...
A 4 Apse
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B 4 Buhat Buhat
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C 4 Chori Chori
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D 4 Dil se
.
E 4 Eak bar
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F 4 Face to face
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G 4 Ghar aake
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H 4 Hum tumsay kehna chahte hain
.
I 4 "I MISS U"
I see u "Aankhon" se
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I see u "Sansoon" se
.
I kiss u "Hontoon" se
.
I Remember u "Chahat" se
.
I belive u "Jaan" se
.
I miss u "Dil" se
.
&
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I love u "Kasam" se
Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajaenge,
dur rehkar bhi band ankhon mein nazar aenge,
hum koi waqt nahi jo bhool jaenge,
jab yaad karo a jaenge
Butterflies don't know the color of their wings,
but human eyes know how nice it is.
Like wise u don't know 'how good u are,
but
I know How Special U R.
Log kehte hain ki achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain,
magar hum kehte hain k achche sitare gir k
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aap jaise
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Each day God sends his angels to guide us.
We don't expect to see them with wings or with halo.
Instead, they come in disguise & we call 'em friends.
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Thnx 4 being an angel to me!
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
a blessing dats rare & true,
that's the gift of a wonderful person coming into ur life like
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I have in u!
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when u have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest,
a friend is true.
A friend is precious,
a friend is U !
If I could pull down the rainbow,
I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky
to let everybody know how colorful my life is with
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a friend like u
Yaad mein unki aaj jal rahe hai
door reh ke vo mujhse ae dost kya kar rahe hai
jaagi toh kai khwahishe aaj mann mein meri
unhi khwahisho ko zehar banaa ke mar rahe hai
Khwahishon ka zahar maine banaaya nahi kabhi,
Khwahishon ko jiyaa hai, par jataaya nahi kabhi.
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Yaad mein aap ki jal rahe hain hum bhi kab se,
Unhen dill mein samet ke rakhaa hai, par bataaya nahi kabhi.
Ae khuda meri duao mein itna assar miley
ke jab bhi nazar utthe toh un se nazar miley
Dukh mein hasne ka maza hi kuch or hai
kisi aur ke aansu apni aankhon se bahaane ka maza hi kuch or hai
miley khushi tumhe zindagi ke har mor pe
apni dua mein kisi aur ke liye maangne ka maza hi kuch or hai
Muje dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai,
dard-e-dil ki inteha malum hai,
zindgi bhar muskrane Ki dua na Dena muje,
Muje pal Bhar muskrane Ki saza malum hai..
Maangu bhi kya tere pyar ke siva
chaahu bhi toh kya uss chehre ke siva
dukho ko hm apne naseeb mein likh lenge
khuda se aur maange bhi toh kya timhari khushi ke siva
Vaada hai ke phir na tadpege hum tumhari yaad mein
par tum bhi meri yaadon mein na aane ki kasam khao
bhula denge tumhe hum kuch hi dino mein
pehle tum hamein apne dil se nikal dene ki kasam khao
Jisko hum zindagi bhar chahte rahe usne hi hamein tukhra diya
jin dosto se hamein har ummid thi unhone bhi najane kyu hamein tukhra diya
laga lete galle hum maut ko uske chale jaane ke baad ae dost
par dekho hamari kismat ke Maut ne bhi hamein tukhra diya
Mere masoom dil ka sheesha tu ne kitni berehmi se toda
gairo ki khushi ke liye apno ka saath choda
apne toh akhir apne hi hote hai,khoon ke rishte badle nahin jaate
tu ne zaalim iss khoon ke rishte se kyu apna muh moda
Tadpoge tum bhi akele ek din
yaad aayegi meri toh barsegi yeh aankhein ek din
dhundte phiroge apno ko par saath na dega koi tumhara
jab sab tumhare dost tumhe tanha kar jaayege ek din
A computer teacher asks a student :
wat are da 3 latest java versions
Student:
mar java,
mit java,
lut java i
shq main dil kya
jaan bhi naam teray
kar java o java java.
Eak Pathan Dosray Pathan say
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Agar tum batado meri Topi mein kia hai ?
Tu saray Anday tumharay
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Aur agar tum ya bata do k kitne hein ?
Tu poray 8 tumharay
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Aur agar tum ya bhi batado kiss janwar k hein ?
Tu woh murgi bhi tumhari
Welcome to
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www.love.com
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Password
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Sorry ap ki itla k leay
arz hai k ap ki
umer pyaar k leay nikal chuki hai
now try for
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www.tuba-tuba.com
Eak makhi ganjay kay sar par baithi tu us ki friend nain kaha:
wah kya khoob ghar mila hay tujhay
Makhi replied: nahi yaar,
abhi tu sirf plot kharida hay
yaad hay ham pehli baar kahan milay thay
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train ruki
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khirki khuli
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nazron say nazrain mili
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aur aap nain kaha
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ALLAH kay naam pay dayday baba
If people say u r
u r
u r
but if they say u r
rakh kay thappar lagana salooon ko
mazak ki bhi koi had hoti hay
Your Friendship Like PAKTEL
"Dil tu aik hai"
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Your Love Like Telenor
"Chaho kuch bhar k"
Your Sincirty Like HALEEB
"Garha jo hai"
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Your Smile Like SHEZAN TWIST
"Hila k rakh dey"
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Your Smile Like UFONE
"Tum hi tu ho"
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Your Personality Like BONANZA
"Absolutely world class"
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Your Response Like LIPTON
"Yehi tu hai woh apna pun"
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End is JAZZ
"Aur sunao?"
Boy: Main tumko without touch kiya KISS karonga
Girl: Ya tu impossible hai
Boy: Lag gai 2 2 rupay ki ?
Girl: ok
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Boy KISSED girl titely!
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Girl: Tumnay tu mughay touch kia
Boy: Ya lo 2 rupay
Mainay kaha "Dil Ruba"
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Usne Kaha "Balance Bhejwa"
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Mainay Kaha "Paisay nahi"
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Usne Kaha "Kaise nahi"
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Maine Kaha "Mehngai Hai"
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Usne Kaha "Ja Aj Say Tu Mera BHAI Hai"
Sweet Socho
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Smart Socho
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Aacha Socho
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Pyara Socho
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I know its dificult for u!
I have shortcut for u!
Only meray baray mein socho
Tawajo Farmyen!!!
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Tawajo Farmanay Ka Shukriya
Ab Apna Kam Karein!!
Humans fall in love, Thats normal
Cow eat grass, Thats normal
But
when monkey press mobile keypad
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Incredible!!
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Still Pressing unbeliveable!!
10 things i like about you :-
1 You are a nice person
with a wonderful heart
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Bas mein ek din mein ek hi
Jhoot bolta hoon
Son 2 Sardar:
Papa 5 + 5 kitnay hote hein ?
Sardar: Ullu De Patehe
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Gadhe
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Idiot
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Nalayak
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Besharam
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Tughay kuch nahi aata
ja ander say CALCULATOR le k Aa
God appun se poccha
kidher jayega
heaven k hell
appun ko malom
tum dost log
udarich milenga
jahan tum hoenga
wahin appun
Smile- the language of love
Smile- a source to win hearts
smile-creates warmth in ur personality
so.......
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Brush ur teeth regularly!!
subah uth kar 2 kaam yaad se roz kia karen
1) ALLAH ka shukar ada kia karen ta k ap zinda reh saken
2) LUX se nahaya karen ta k dosre b zinda reh saken
Posted by Mohit Kumar at 4:05 AM 0 comments
Labels: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Wife: I will die
Husband: I will also die
Wife: Why u want 2 die ?
Husband: Becoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi ker sakta!
Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat
Ankhon Mein Masti
Duur Khari Sharmay Aay Hay!!
Girl Reply: Kali Si Surat
Hath Mein Ketli
Duur Khara Chilaey
Chai Chai!!
Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon
Magar Meray Ghar Walay Nahi Maan Rahay
Girl: Kon Kon Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?
Boy: 1 Wife 2 Bachay :)
Imagine Life Without Me...
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Khali Khali Si Hai Na
Hum CHeez Hi Aisi Hein
Two Lover Went For Socide
Boy Jumps First
after boy jump
Girl Close her Eyez
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Turn back n say
Pyaar Andha Hota Hai
during jumps boy open
his Perashoot n say
Pyaar Kabhi Merta Nahi :)
close ur eyes.
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think abt ur self
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ur face,
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ur style,
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ur nature,
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ur looks,
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now open ur eyes..
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u hv jus spent half
a minute watching a
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horror movie!!!!!!!!!!!
3 chipkalian Dewar Per Ja Rahi Thein
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Ek Chipkali Nay Gana Sunaya
Baqi Do Nechay Gir Gain...
Kyun!!!
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Baqi Do Nay Taliyan Bajain Es Leay!!
You R So
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Samrt!
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mS art!
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Bus Rehnay Do
Tum Per Fit
Hi Nahi Ho Raha
Jangal Mein Mangal Teray Hi Dum Se
Sab Ne Ya Shor Machaya Hai
Wah Re Monkey Tughay Aj
Insaan Ka "SMS" Aaya Hai
We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait
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Searching
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searching
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still searching
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sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!
I'M AN ALIEN.
I HAVE JUST
TRANSFORMED MYSELF
INTO THIS TEST.
AS YOU ARE READING
I'M HAVING SEX
WITH YOUR EYEBALLS.
I KNOW THAT YOU
LIKE IT BECAUSE
YOU ARE SMILING
All the love that
history knows is said
to be in every rose!
Yet all the love
that could be found in two,
is less than
what I feel for you.
If you think there is
good in everybody,
you haven't met everybody.
When a man talks
dirty to a woman,
it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks
dirty to a man,
it's $3.95 per minute.
Out of my mind.
Back in five minutes.
Born Free
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Taxed to Death.
Never let a man's mind wander,
it's too little
to be out on it's own!!!!
Sex is like programing;
One mistake,
and YOU WILL HAVE TO
SUPPORT IT FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
Their are moments
in life when
you really miss someone.
And you wish you could
just pluck them
from your dreams......
My girl and me,
we are so perfect,
she loves me,
and I love myself too...
Hi,
do you want to have
my children?
No.??
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Okay,
then can we just practice?
News:
3 Chimps escaped
from the zoo
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1 was caught watching tv
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another playing football
and the third one
was caught reading
this txt message
CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI
trained dogs to
track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further
orders as one of the
dogs is reading this
Crime doesn't pay
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Does that mean
my job is a crime?
This dog,
is dog,
a dog,
good dog,
way dog,
to dog,
keep dog,
an dog,
idiot dog,
busy dog,
for dog,
20 dog,
seconds dog!
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Now read without the word dog.
Why were males
created before females?
Cos you always need a
rough draft
before the final copy.
I want to suck you
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lick you
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wanna move my tongue
all over you
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wanna feel you
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yep,
tat's how u
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eat an ice cream!
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
There was this Eskimo
chick who spent the night
with her boyfriend.
Next morning she found
out she was 6 months pregnant.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
A 3-legged dog walks
into a saloon in
the Old West.
He slides up to
the bar and says:
"I'm looking for
the man who shot my paw."
Boss: (to employee) -
Experts say humor on
the job relieves tension
in this time of down-sizing,
Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other,
"Do you know
how to drive this thing?"
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
The probability of someone
watching you is proportional
to the stupidity of your action.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Any woman that thinks
the way to a mans heart
is through his stomach
is aiming just a little too high.
I'm late for work
because the train driver
had an out of body experience
and didn't come back
for a day and a half.
I like Kids.
But I don't think
I could eat a whole one.
How many men
do you need for
a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion?
A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
A chicken sandwidch
walked into the bar,
ordered some food and beer. T
he bartender says:
"Sorry, we don't serve food here".
Why'd the couple stop
after 3 children?
Cos they heard every fourth
child born is chinese.
What's the quietest
place in the world?
The complaint department
at the parachute packing plant
A successful man is
one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering
How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
Did you hear about
the new Chinese Cookbook
being sold only
at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
Did you ever walk
into a room and
and forget why you
walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.
Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.
Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive across the road.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummeasles are better so can I come in?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam key broke in the lock.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I called by?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to my place tonight?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked - that's why I knocked.
friendship is like
peeing in your pants.
every1 can c it
but only u can feel
its true warmth.
thank u 4 being
the pee in my pants xxxx
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An arse
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Fat arse
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Tight arse
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Dumb arse
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Sore arse
(_zzz_)
Tired arse
(_E=mc2_)
Smart arse
(_x_)
Kiss my arse!!
He met a lady while browsing.
She unzipped his dotcom
when downloading.
Since he was virus free
he slotted his floppydisk
into her hotmail s
he screamed yahoo!
Today its cool
to have small cars
and small computers.
Soon it will be cool
to have a small penis too.
then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Viagra now available
in eye drops,
you don't get an
erection but you look hard!
T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform
u that the network
has gone down on
everyone except u.
We regret 2 inform
u that no one would
go down on u.
not even a network
I only have SEX
on days that begin with
T:
Thanksgiving.
Tuesday.
Thursday.
Today.
Tomorrow.
Thaturday.
thunday..
Tevery day!
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two.
True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.
Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.
A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.
Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never.
Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings.
Life is nothing without friendship.
Love is friendship set on fire.
Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!
Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated
My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!
i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.
4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether
among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz....i know dats all im 2 u... among ur frens
Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go...
Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!
i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.
Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!
So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!
Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u.
I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.
As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be "friends forever"
Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u
A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things.
life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it
Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly
Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off
If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything
da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream
To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the
world
It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not
Be yourself, there are enough other people
dont frown,you never know whos falling in love with ur smile
if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad ... u probably havnt completely understood the situation!
FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there!..
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever
Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the right time it might b 2 late!
Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay
What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the person who makes you cry in the first place?
You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more
2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin beyond.2 let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u only want the best.
If you are the flame you can't be burned
Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!
Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes
The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly.
If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?
u luv coz u weep.u weep coz u hurt.u hurt coz u fail.u fail coz u try.u try coz u need.u need coz u want.u want coz u feel.u feel coz u live.u live coz u luv
have u eva notcied a heart is two upside down teardrops
they say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles
Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix, And even if you manage that , it’ll never be the same.
People say dat wen luv comes knocking on ur door let it in.But sumtimes luv comes through a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its way out.
God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other
Some thoughts are better kept unsaid.some feelings are better kept to urself.because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.
True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending!
Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies.
Dont find love.let love find you.That's why it's called falling in love coz you dont force yourself to fall- you just do!
If you want me to fall for you- you have to give me something worth tripping over.
love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u understand.not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out
It hurts 2 luv sum1 who doesnt giv u d time of day.but it hurts more wen u realize dat sum1 u dont giv d time of day luved u & gave it up coz u luved another
Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart
love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!
*In Reality*…. The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person...He's Playing Himself...
You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.
the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else
People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become.
Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!
Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point
be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top
Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when your are old.
When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn't he taken?
boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion
while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b careful with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along
If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me.
Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks
BITE OF U
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.
UR SMILE
Your smile is a general
my heart a soldier
STARS
If the universe did start with a bang
when God loved and the angels sang
one of the sparks that flew
chased time to become you
DOVE
when the moon shine from the heaven above,
i open my dove a i lyin the floor
KISS
if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!
HUH?
As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky... i wonder...
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?
BOOK OF LIFE
Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.
LETTING GO
if i luv sum1 let them go...
if they return it was meant to b...
if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif
FORGET ME NOT
forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender
SENT WITH A SMILE
god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this
STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!
FOUND YOU
I love you up from heaven
down to the ground
I'm really glad
to have you found
ANGEL
last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you.
but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn't watch over another angel
DONT4GET
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!
HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME
If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i'll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me
ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.
TOO MUCH!
when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!
2 GOOD 2 B TRUE
they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there's only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true
FALL
U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me.
4EVER
u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true
MEANT 2 B
i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be
STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!
DONT MESS WITH ME
here's my halo
made of glass
mess with me
and i'll kick ur ass
MA HUNI
Gifts r given @ b'days, chocs @ valentine, roses 2 say sorry, luv is shown wid kisses, but da reason 4 sending dis is.... cuz UR MA HUNI!!
LUV U
I love u wen u r sad.
I love u wen u r happy.
I love u wen u r teasing.
I love u wen u r laughing.
I love u wen u r angry.
I love u wen u love love me.
KISS 2 U
a kiss to you
from you know who
they say you knew me
COZ
It must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it's most beautiful angel...
AMONG THE STARS
Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.
MISS U
i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.
I MISS U
I miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.
LOVE ME
Love me,
dont hate me!
Your love is my life,
Your hate is my death!
FALLING
You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!
EVRY NITE
Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.
LEARN 2 LUV
Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!
Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed
Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!
Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ...
Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.
Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen!
10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!
Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...
Keep the school clean ... stay home!
Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.
It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.
Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down
Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it
A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...
When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!
Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.
Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !
No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"
I love working. I can look at it for hours.
We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !
You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.
I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!!
Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...
Q: Why is a racist like a drunk?
A: Cos whatever they say ends in a slur.
Q: What's the difference between a racist's house and a porcupine?
A: With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road?
A: He was afraid of the other side.
Q: How does a racist pick his nose?
A: From the mail-order catalogue.
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?
Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.
Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof?
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?
Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text
God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.
Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.…
Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most.
Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say.
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else.
Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you.
The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.
You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'
For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.
The first time we kissed, I closed my eyes, He closed his eyes, and then....… WE MISSED!
Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
Where ever you're going, I'm going your way !
Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.
For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.
I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you
If you're the desert, I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I'll be. It's all good as long it's you I see.
You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!
SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!
Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you
I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.
A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true
A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....
I love you! From the earth till the moon!
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you
Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!
Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
Love is forever, only the partners change...
If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you
How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
Love is....... to love more and more each day....
Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...
If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!
Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.
I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !
Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
The world is so more beautiful with you around!
All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.
A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.
Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.
Real love is the history of enormous patience.
Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.
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a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...
Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you
Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..
When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !
They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?
Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!
people are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.
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A rose for you
Because I love you
don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you
Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!
I love you so much !
Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.
Love is ... being married to your best friend.
I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!
The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.
I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.
When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.
When you left, my world turned upside down
I love you more than all the tea in China.
I'll love you till the end! And then some.
If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction.
If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.
The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you.
A day without your love is a day without life.
I can't think of anything but you.
I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.
You're the best thing since God made men.
You're the best thing since God made women.
You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.
The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.
You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU!
It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'
When a door of happiness closes. Another opens. But so often at times we look so long at da closed door.. that we do not see the 1 which has been opening at us
True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.
Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...
Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....
Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R...
1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!
So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !
Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure...
Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...
Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.
SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!
Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you
I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me..
I love you not because of who you are,
but because of who I am when I am with you.
No man or woman is worth your tears,
and the one who is, won't make you cry.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,
so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Don't cry because it is over,
smile because it happened.
Make yourself a better person and know who you are
before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand
and touches your heart.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting
right beside them knowing you can't have them.
Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
Don't waste your time on a man/woman,
who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
There's always going to be people that hurt you
so what you have to do is keep on trusting
and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
Don't try so hard, the best things come
when you least expect them to.
Remember: Whatever happens,
happens for a reason.
In all your remembering, remember
that you have choices.
Though many people will go in and out of your heart
only one will want to stay there. If you bulid a heart full of holes, think how much easier it is to hang on.
It isn't what happens in your life that matters most,
it is what your heart does with it, who it shares it with and what together they learn from it.
They say forgive and forget,
but if someone is worth forgiving
then you'll never forget them.
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
is to love and be loved in return.
Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
Theres a warmth in my heart It haunts me when you're gone
Mend me to your side and never let go
Say Time knows nothing,
we'll never grow cold
The more I live The more I know
Whats simple is true I love you
Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile
& finds your presence in life so worthwhile.
So when your lonely,
remember its true that
some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.
The words are easy when the language is love
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss "U"
A ring is round,
A well is deep
& in ur arms i long to sleep
& in your bed i long to lie
no 1 else but u & i
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.
A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true
A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....
I love you! From the earth till the moon!
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you
Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!
Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
Love is forever, only the partners change...
If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you
How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
Love is....... to love more and more each day....
Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...
Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.
If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...
Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...
The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..
it dos nt hurt me seeing you in luv wd sum1 else, not wen i c u so hapi wd her
n nt wen u dnt say hi 2 me. it hurts me knwing dat i shud've been in her place.
t's a luvly feeling 2 stand on d top of a hill & feel on ur face d touch of d
cool soft wind, he same is d feeling wenevr I hear ur voice & c ur smyl.
There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that
person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if
we let them go.
Days wil b spnt lyk yirs f dos days wil b spnt w/out u, smiles r lyk frwn f its
nt ment 4 u, but 4ever wil sound gre8t f u promise 4ever to me!
FYT 4UR LOVE, dats ol dey say.LET HER KNOW & DON't LET HER GO, so what dey
think of. IT WUD WORK OUT is dey beliv in. SET UR HART FREE, its wat they see.
but how can i......wen 4u ITS NEVER ME?!!!
everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so
I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.
Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true Luv not three, Luv not four
Luv d one who luvs u more Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits...
If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".
But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".
There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that
person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if
we let tham go.
I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be
with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give
up everything... except you...
the pain inflicted, is because the good times (no matter how brief) make it all
worthwhile.
why say HI! if u mean I MISS U.. why say LET'S GO! if u mean I WANT 2 B W/ U..
why say STAY! if u can say B WITH ME... and why say I CARE wen ur heart says I
LUV U!
i dont want 2 live anoder day if u're no longer der, 4 in dis lyf only u can
inspyr me 2 c d nxt sunrys, only u can motiv8 me 2 apprec8 d colors of lyf dat
no one else can.
ts funny that all of the souls in this worls knows how i feel for you..but you
it seems that ur the only one who doesnt have the clue.. i just wanna tell you
what everybody knows and thats I LOVE YOU...
not ol d tym i can go wid u. not ol d tym i can plis u. not al d tym im
available 4 u 2 tok 2. but 1 thing is 4 sure, i'l care 4 u even wen u least
expect me 2.
dont set ppl free if u luv dem, keep dem and treasure dem and fyt for dem...
kaya nga pinaglaban kita eh, kasi LOVE KITA!!!
Luv is only a gift gven 2 us, we shd not hold it in r hands 4 we may nvr find d
strength 2 let go wen it dcded 2 leave, we shd only mbrace 8s warmth & glow wyl
it last & den frily open r arms when its tme 2 say gudbye........
if someone asks me if ur good...il say ur not...if they say ur better...il say
ur not...why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had...
id rather to loved and be hurt than nothing at all
If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because
hearts can break, but circles go on forever.
if you cud be a part of my body,i'd let you be my heart for i want you to be
the most important,be the center of ol my emotions and be the last 1 to stop
wen it's tym for me to "GO". .
y hide ur
elings 2 d 1 u love? y lav d 1 hu lavs anader? y give evrything if
only pain comes in return? y wait if ders nothing 2 wait 4? i guess d anser
is... LOVE
i know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing ryt
means letting u go...then let me be wrong 4ever...
my hart s made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my
hands r made 2 hold u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just
4 u!!
u can close ur eyes wd d things u dnt want 2 c bt u can never close ur heart wd
d thigs u dnt want 2 feel.
U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me
tears, u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN....ME? i promised u Nothing but i
gave yoy EVERYTHING!!!!
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may not be disturbed
roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
You are never too blond to learn !!!
You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
If I could
rearrange the alphabet,
Id put
U
and
I
together.
What is live ?
Live is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
Love me or leave me.
Hey,
where is everybody going ?
Love is Sweet,
Love is sad,
but with me in bed
Love is the
best thing
you ever had.
You got the style.
You got the intelligence
and you sure
got the body!
Are you a mum?
I am not a dad!
Maybe you could
help me with that!
If you would see
yourself the way I do,
you would wish
you were as
beautiful as you ...
The moment I
first saw you,
you warmed my heart,
the second time
you made little flames
and now you
make my heart
burn like hell !
Are you free
for the rest
of your life?
I know milk it
does a body good,
but DAMN how much
have you been drinking?
If I could rewrite
the alphabet
I'd put U
and I together!
Hello,
I'm a thief
and I'm here
to steal your heart!
Your daddy must be
a terrorist because
you are DA BOMB!
Do you believe
in love at first sight,
or do I have
to walk by again?
It must have been
a rainy day
when you were born
.
.
Heaven was crying
'cus it lost
its most beautiful angel!
I must have been
born under a
lucky star,
to find a friend
as nice as you are,
and I will follow
the rainbow until the end,
if you promis forever
to be my friend!
If love is a crime,
lock me up,
i'm guilty baby
In my dreams
you're mine,
in my life
you're a dream.
Girls are like
internet domain names
.
.
.
the ones I
like are already taken.
God created the world
in SIX days
But took him centuries
.
.
.
to come up
with someone
.
.
.
as "HOT"
.
.
.
as "SEXY"
.
.
.
as "Fuckable"
.
.
.
.
As "YOU!"
Just to let you
know that I went
to heaven and back
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Oh right then!
Straight to the point!
I want you right here,
right now!
It is deaf
and it wants to
have sex with you
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What do you say?
Do you know that
you would look
great with two pounds less
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in my opinion
those clothes weigh
exactly two pounds !
You are just like a Bounty
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a piece of paradise on earth!
You're eyes are
soft en tender,
as sweet as
they can be.
There's one thing
you must remember,
you are the one for me!!!
There are so many
people in the world
but in my world
there's only one
and that's you!!!
I want to share
everything with you,
your sadness,
your happy moments,
every single
second of the day.
Do your feet never hurt
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You are wondering
around my thoughts
all day long....
Love is in the air
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shit if only I had
a plane right now ...
When the night comes,
look at the sky.
If you see a falling star,
don't wonder why,
just make a wish.
Trust me it will come true,
'cause I did it
and I found you.
I do not think much,
I do not think often,
but when I do think,
I think of you
I love all the stars in the sky,
but they are nothing
compared to the ones
in your eyes!
You can fall from
a mountain,
you can fall from
a tree,
but the best way
to fall,
is to fall
in love with me.
If flowers were dreams
that would last for ever,
I would pick the most
beautiful ones to send to you
Be smart,
be clever,
put me in your heart,
4-ever.
Don't listen to your mind.
Listen always to your heart!
If one night
a big fat man jumps
in at your window
grabs you and
puts you in a sack
don't worry
I told Santa
I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
If I had a penny every time
I thought of you,
I'd still miss you,
but at least
I would be rich!
Passion running
trough my veins,
trembling, waiting,
reason is fading.
Overpowering
desire sets
my skin on fire!
Somewhere,
someone dreams of your smile
and finds your presence
in life so worth while.
So when you are lonely,
remember it's true
that someone,
somewhere,
is
thinking of you.
Can you see me?
no?
Turn around,
can you see me now?
no?
Turn again,
can you see me now?
I can see you
because you have
a special place
in my heart!
If I was a fly,
I would fly to you now
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but
I'm not so
I need to stay
home and cry!
Since I met you
people are wonders
and live is a big party...
What ever you say,
what ever you do,
I will always love you
If loving you is wrong,
then I don't
wanna be right.
My love for you
is strong and brighter
than any light.
The way we must
go is long,
but we'll win every fight.
At night I cannot
sleep and during
the day I dream of you...
You can fall
from a mountain,
you can fall from a tree
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but the best way
is to fall in
love with ME
If you would see
yourself the way
I do,
you would wish
you were as
beautiful as you ...
Sometimes words are
hard to find,
to form that
perfect line
to let you know
you're always
on my mind!
Even when it is rainy
the sun is
shining in
your smile.
If a kiss on your lips
tastes as sweat
as a raindrop
I want it to rain for ever .......
I will give you
one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you
two kisses to dream.
I give you an
endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up
in the morning,
think of me.
The moment I first saw you,
you warmed my heart,
the second time you made
little flames and now you
make my heart burn like hell !
Love is
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looking whether
he is looking,
and when he does,
certainly not looking back!!
I wanted to put
something
incredibly beautiful,
sweet,
nice,
sensitive,
erotic
and
funny
on you screen,
but unfortunately
I do not fit on it.
There is a clown
in my heart.
Small and very special,
he can dance and jump,
laugh and sing
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are you sad
and crying,
you can borrow him.
I love the spring mornings,
the afternoons in autumn,
the winter evenings
and the summer nights
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but you
I love more !
I wish
I was a
teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead
Luv is a sensation
dat is caused by temptation.
a boy puts his location
in a girls destination.
do u get my explanation
or do u wanna demonstration?
You are so beautiful,
sweet and faithful...
It is a pity that
I do not like animals!!!
I think you are
ugly and stupid,
You are a real pain
in the…
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Wait a moment
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oh no,
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I do have the right number...
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
when I sense the
smell of the bathroom,
I think of you !
I do not swear,
I do not smoke
and I do not drink !
O damned My sigarette
has fallen in my glass of beer ...
I wish you lots
of itching and
short arms.
You have the face
of a saint
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a Saint-Bernard!
Will we play
the hulk together??
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I will be tall
and strong and
you green and ugly!!!
If you did not
have any feet,
would you wear shoes??
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no
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why do you wear a bra????!!!
A fart is a
flying planet,
created by God
and produced by men!
Why do men fart
more often than women ?
Because women do not keep
their mouth shut
long enough to
build up the pressure..
Oké honey,
we will try
one more time!
!
How do you spell 'IQ' ?
I am born this way,
but what is your excuse?
I love the sea,
I love the rocks,
but when I see you
I need to puke !
Some people die.
Others become a teacher...
The more the merrier.
The more women,
the more prettier.
Women are just like frogs.
They have a big mouth
and are scared of the stork.
If I ever die
because of marihuana,
mark on my grave,
I am too stoned to get up!!
When I was a baby,
I played with toys.
Now I'm a lady
and I play with boys!!
You know when you
are really too fat?
When you are on the
beach and Greenpeace
carries you back
to the sea.
When are you really
full of confidence?
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If you fart
having diarrhoea.
Roses are red
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Violets are blue
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but a face like
yours belongs in the zoo !!!
On the door of a toilet
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Some people come here
to sit and wonder,
I come here to shit like thunder!
Nice hair,
a shame that you sit on it.
Roses are red
violets are blue,
shit stinks
and so do you!
He kisses her gently
on the lips.
She does not
feel comfortable,
squeezes her legs,
and so his glasses broke.
A woman is a
marvellous creation,
she produces milk
without eating grass,
she bleeds without
being hurt,
gets wet even
when it does not rain
and sucks without needing power.
It is red and
it taps on the window
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A baby in a microwave.
I like your style
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I like your class
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but most of all I like your ass
Birdy birdy in the sky
dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry
I don't cry,
I'm just happy
that cows can't fly!
DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY
This is:
-Virus-
Phone Locked
Phone Locked
Phone Locked
Phone Locked
Phone Locked
Hehe!
NERVOUS?
Hello I am a virus
and I am entering
your brain right now
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sorry I will leave,
I can't find a brain.
I don't love.
I don't care.
I just married a millionair.
And if he dies
I don't cry,
I just F**K another guy.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
most poems ryhm,
but this one doesn't…
I'm popey the sailorman,
I'm member of
the klu klux clan,
when I pull the triger,
I kill a f**king nigger.
I'm popey the sailor man,
toet toet.
I met a boy
in the states
i give him my heart
he gave me aids.
Mommy, Mommy!
Can I wear a bra now?
I'm 16
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Shut up,
Albert…
How to keep an idiot entertained
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How to keep an idiot entertained
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