Dhoni approached the umpire after a series of bad decisions.
"If I called you a stupid bastard who didn't know the first thing about the rules of cricket, what would you do?", he said.
"I'd report you and you'd be fined", replied the umpire.
"What if I didn't say it and I just thought it?", said Dhoni.
"Well, there's nothing I can do about that."
"O.K.", said Dhoni, "we'll just leave it at that."

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