A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia -- making love to a dead woman.

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

#1. It's none of your damn business;

#2. She was my wife; and.....

#3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

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