An advertisement by manufacturer of Women’s undergarment: We are not best in the world but we are closest to the best things in the world…
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Yesterday’s news: An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today’s news: More aunties found jogging.
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Husband to wife: Wanna have Sex?
Wife: No
Husband: I will buy you ornaments
Wife: No

Husband: I will buy you a car
Wife: No

Their son who was sleeping: “Dad, fuck me instead and buy me a bicycle”.
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Mom to her notorious girl: Tell me the name of the bastard, who made you pregnant.
Girl: Hey mom, after eating a dozen bananas, can u tell which one made you fat?

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