Ek Gaon mein ek Daku reheta tha..

Sab Gaonwaale usse darte the... usse duuurr bhagte the...

Par Ek din us ne apne Gun ( Bandook!!!) ko MangalSutra pehenaya aur sab

gaonwale uski pooja karne lage.....



Kyu???









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Kyon ki woh Gun - Pati ban jaata hain....
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BPL - PJ (Below Poverty Line - PJ)

If Yash Chopra wants to make movie on Veerapan what would be the name of

veerapan's wife in that movie ??






thoda aur deemag lagao



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Zaarapan !!!!!
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Who is Aparna's younger sister?





Lowerna!
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Ramu ke Sholay

Yeh haath humko de de thakur..



Nahin..



Yeh haath humko de de thakur..



Nai..



Yeh haath humko de de thakur..



Thakur : abye 4 - 4 haath lekar SHERA Wali Mata banega kya???
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Once upon a time there was a man named Ramu. Once he was thinking of a

car suddenly the same car hit him on his body.why?



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kyonki who tamarind ki shirt pehana tha.

"what's on your mind is on your body"

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ek couple hai..

woh jab sath me rahte hai toh ek bhi cockroch n kide(pests) unke najdik nai

aate...

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kyonki ladke ka naam laxman n ladki kanaam rekha hai... :)

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Ek ladki raaaste ke beech mein phut phut ke ro rahi thi...achanak ek car

aati hai aur use thokti hai...fir bhi woh ladki nahi marti...in fact the

car is damaged ..how????

woh bahut ro rahi thi

ro (density) is very high.

density x volume = mass

therefore mass is very very high.(higher than car) isliye gaadi damaged!

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