Know how to indentify Indian cities....(the Funny way)

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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and they start arguing about who's
right.

You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on.

That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat
him up.

That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy
comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall

That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes
a software program to stop the fight. But the fight
doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.

That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy
comes along And quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like
all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a
carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and
abusing each other and all go home being friends.

You are in Goa

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and
call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are
fighting.
.

You are DEFINITELY IN Amritsar!

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