Two vampires walk into a bar in Transylvania. They sit down, bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The first vampire says "A pint of plasma", so the bartender gets him his drink. Bartender asks the second vampire, "What'll you have?" The second vampire replies "Give me some hot water." The bartender and the first vampire look at him strangely, bartender asks "Why do you want hot water?" The second vampire pulls a tampon out of his cloak and says, "I'm making tea guys..."

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