Q: Why didn't the Gujju get married?
A: He could not find a proper hole (hall)

Q: How did the Gujju help the female who was getting wet in the rain?
A: He (w)rap(p)ed her in his raincoat.

Q: Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka Bhayiya?
A: The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for KESH.

Q: What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
A: Tomato KETCHUP.

Q: Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
A: He wanted to listen to POPE music.

Q: Why did Gujju touch Pope's feet ?
A: To feel the Pope corn.

Q: Why did the gujju go to London?
A: To see BIG BEHN.

Q: What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro STATES ma gayon"?
A: Ramesh's son failed in statistics...

Q: What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A: LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.

Q: What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A: You are going from BED To VERSE.

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