so this guy walks into a tattoo parlor to get a tattoo... upon appointment, he informs the artist, "i want a $100 bill tattooed on my penis"... after regaining his composure, the tattoo artist says, "i have two questions - first: why on earth do you want a tattoo on your penis? we've never had that location requested at this parlor, and i've certainly never inked anyone there... second: why a $100 bill? please, i must know"... the guy, obliging the man about to inject ink into his penis using large needles, replied, "i have three reasons, actually, first: i like to keep my money close, second: i love to see my money grow, and third: the next time my wife says, 'Let's go out and blow $100 bucks,' we can stay home and save some money"...

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal.

To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"

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