Q: What did the lonely banana say to the other?
A: I'm a"kela".

Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing...They just "mutter"ed.

Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo?"

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the "Gobi" desert.

Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do "phools" fall in love?

Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I`m a "mota"car.

Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't "unda"-stand.

Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was "puri"

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati

Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?
A: Ik-bal.

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"

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