A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got
> > > > two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and
> > > > says,"What's in the bags?"
> > > > "Sand," answered the sardji.
> > > > Iqbal says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike."
> > > > Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out
> > >and
> > > > finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardaji overnight and
> > > > has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but
>pure
> > > > sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into
>new
> > >bags,
> > > > hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the
> > > > border. A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, "What
>have
> > > > you got? "Sand," says the Sardaji.
> > > > Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags
> > > > contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the sardaji, and
> > >crosses
> > > > the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every
>day
> > > > for three years. Finally, the sardaji, doesn't show up one day and
>the
> > > > guard meets him in a 'dhaba' in Islamabad. Hey, Buddy," says Iqbal,
>"I
> > > > know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I
> > > > think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you
> > > > smuggling?"
> > > > ******** The sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, "Bikes

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