Why india is not progressing .................
Because out of Population of 100 Crore

- 9 crore retired.
- 30 Crore in State Govt.
-17 crore in central Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof ( they dont work for India)
-25 crore are under 5 yrs
-15 crore are unemployed
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals
-Statistics says u can 79,99,998 people anytime in jail

- REST TWO LEFT ARE YOU & ME

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SCRAP....... .

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA ALONE ?...........





In next World cup
ICC has revised its rules shortened the duration of nxt world cup.It will consist only opening ceremony, Photo session and presenting the World cup to Australia team!!!!






Plse help
Please pass this message to all

An 18yr old poor boy who needs
1. A BMW car
2. A Laptop
3. Nokia N95
4. $1000000
5. Trip to Australia
6. A girl friend

Plz plz help this poor boy
For furthe details plse send a scrap to << D K >>







B.TECH exam
In a rock near a waterfall it was writtern, "GOD never fails."
Below that there was comment "Ask GOD to write the B.Tech exam...."





Study = Dont fail (1)

Dont study = Fail (2)

Adding eqution 1 and 2

Study + Dont Study = fail + dont fail
study(1 + dont) = fail(1 + dont)

Hence
Study = Fail

Hence proved. So dont study.







Naha lo
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naha lo
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jaldi se naha lo
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mager kabhi b safeguard se nahi nahana
apki jaab bhi ja sakti hay
kion k wo
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wo
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wo jarasim ka dushman hay. '






Girl if we engaged, will you give me ring?
Boy: sure whatz ur mobile no.






Hum ko hami se chura lo
Dil main kahin tum chupa lo
Hum akeelay kho na jain door tum se ho na jain
Pas aoo
Pass ao,
Ruko pehlay Lifeboye se naha lo





Lo meri girl friend ka photo dekho
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Aage karo
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Thoda aur agey










Dikhi
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Nahi dikhi



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