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Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so... Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!


1. What do you put in a toaster?


2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?


3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?


4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany(If you will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided into West Germanyand East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germanyand West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germanyor West Germanyor in
"no man's land"?


5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Londonto
MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver?



Answers
1Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself.


2Answer:Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World.


3Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions??? ??


4Answer:You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.


5Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? Itwas YOU!!


(PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions!!)

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