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Ja Enjoy kar.. sirf tere lye gift hay pagley tu jigar hay apna







Mohabbat karo ibadat k sath
Pyar karo sachai k sath
Dosti karo dianat k sath
Chalo ab reply karo sharafat k sath







Wo reshmi balon wali, wo bhori ankhon wali
Wo komal honton wali, wo naram peron wali
Matkati howi andhre main thumarey pas ayegi
Aur boleygi…. MIOnnnn……





10% I hate u
20% So nice u
30% So cute u
40% I need u
50% I bealive u
60% My ideal u
70% I want u
80% I miss u
90% I like u
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100% Sab jhoot





kbc mei shahrukh ne mujhe poocha

"world ka sabse bada ullu kaun hai?"
maine 2 crore thukra diya par...

tera naam nahi bataya...
after all u r my good friend.






Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"






Five friends lived in a room, Names are:
MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.


One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.

MAD : Is it police station???
Police : Yes, what is the matter??
MAD : SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police : Are you mad?
MAD : Yes, I'm MAD.
Police : Don't you have BRAIN.
MAD : BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police : you FOOL...
MAD : No, FOOL is reading this joke






shayari
Najaron se najar milake to dekho
Naye logon se rishta bana ke to dekho
Log khud ba khud milne aayenge tumhe
Kabhi acche Sabun se Naha kar to dekho






Tujhe bhol jana jana mumkin nahi
Tu yaad na aay aisa koi din nahi
Roz khab main tujhe dekh ke neend tootay meri
Jo tujse zyada draona ho aisa koi JIN nahi





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jay zindagi vich koi sawad da kum kita honda te ay jaga khali na hondi...!

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