Some translations in URDU
Wass up babe? = Munni upar kya hei?
Listen buddy that chick is mine. = suno dost woh murghi meri hei.
R u nuts? = Kya aap akhrot hein?
Rock the party. = Pathar maro jashan main.
Lets hangout = chalo bahar latakatay hein.






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Urdu ki kitab mein likha hai yahaan thori likha hai






Go down to see my heart...
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Daikha!!!!
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Kitna saaf hai mera DIL





DAd:putar tu paper vich 80% no. lenay ne
Putar:dun worry mai 100%lavan ga
Dad:gadhe mazak karda way meray naal?
Putar:pehley mazak kis gadhe ne shoru kita c?




Man to hotel manager:
jaldi chalo, mere biwi khirki se kood kar jaan dena chahte hai
Manager: wot can i do?
Man:khirki nahin khul rahe hai





I wud lyk to take u for a romantic dinner,
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Sit by da candle lite,
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Shower u wid roses,
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And whisper those 3 magical words...
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PAY DA BILL'



Maths Magic?
ur cell number's last digit x 2
+ 5
x 50
+ ur age
+ 365
and
- 615.
1st number is ur cell's last digit m 2nd number is ur age...
TRY ITS INTERESTING!




height of confidence....
mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses..
tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth...!!!




if mallika plays the role of draupadi,,,
duryodhan will say-" dussashan, pehna do hamari bhabhi ko sari,
hum bhi to dekhen ye vastron me kaisi lagti hai..!!!





Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?

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