Johnny comes to his class with broken specs..
Teacher : What happened ?
Johnny : I was kissing my girlfriend...
Teacher : But how your specs broken?
Johnny : She closed her legs while kissing..

Teacher : ....????!!!!

Teacher : What should there be in a book to make it best seller

Johnny : It should have Girl on the cover and No cover on the

Johnny...-->Prove this : aB/aG + 2mp+4wd+9mc = ABC

GF--> ???
Ok..Let me prove.. - a boy upon a girl + 2minutes pressure +
4white drops+ 9months course = A Beautiful Child...

Mechanic Johnny's wife delivers a child..
The doc tells him the spare part has arrived...
Johnny says---> Is it a nut or a bolt? !!!

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