kia kabhi ap ne MONKEY ko polythene main lipte hue dekha hai?:-) no?? ....never mind to phir jaldi se apne IDENTITY CARD dekh lo






woh ladki thi deewani si,dekhne mein achi lagti thi,
nazare jhukake sharma ke galiyoin se guzra karti thi,
aur kehti thi....bartan lelo bartan..............................





o mere dil de chain,tere piche kutte pain.
tu luteya mere dil da chain rabb karke tenu kire pain,
tere nain bade nashile jive jhadhoo de tille.
tu mere dil vich eedha fasi jive chikadd vich maj fasi.
jaane jigar janne tamna edhar aa teri lataa bhana,
jine mera dil luteya unno kutteya ne maar suteya.................






Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?”

The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’.
‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered.

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower.

The Muslim replied : “Chameli”
‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ The Englishman responds.

The Muslim also got angry but kept quite

The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?’
Patriotic Santa replied: "Cactus!", and replied, “now clean your ass with that!”






Hey......this is an interesting piece of crap i go
In Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died

In Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
4. Pope Died (again)

Moral of the story -
In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry....

please warn the Pope .....







Ek bar Jaan mang k to dekho.

Ek bar Yaad kar k to dekho.
Agar Hum na aaye to samajh lena.....

K

Shahzadi Soyi hua hai aur cell Vibration pe hai..








If Molvis Start Film Making Then The name Of The Films Wil Be ?

Islam Aya Tum Na Aye
Kaho Na Ramzan Hai
Hum Zakat Dey CHukay Sanam
Masjid Meray Veer Di
Kabhi Roza Kabhi Namaz
Hamari Tasbih Aap K Pass hai
Imaam Banaya Aap Ne
Aa Ab Nimaaz Perhein
Shaheed Tu Hona Hi Tha
Molana Aap K Hein Kon








Ab itni raat ko
apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani
sunane k lye to
msg karega nahi
common sense si
baat hay
k tere ko
good night
bolne ka hai,

chal Lurak ja…








Na chand hoga na tare hongey
Kia hum hamesha kunwarey rahengey
Is duniya main kitno k nikkah ho gaye
Kia nasseb main apne sirf dosron k nikah k churwanrey rahengy.








Na message na phone
Na picture na tone
Aur baney phirtey ho done
Jab no dia tha to kehtey they
Roz karaingey phone
Ab kehtey ho hum hain ap k kaun???








Chemistry ki class main teacher ne pocha k
NITERATE kia hay.
Larki Sharma kar boli.
"Night rate 1500 aur Hotel Charges Alag hain"










Reaction of girls when they lose their purse
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Poor Girls: My Money
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Rich Girls: my lip stick
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Beautiful Girls: Oh shit us main Kashif ki photo thi .

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