aj ka sawal: Mohabbat ho jati hay ya karni parti hay?
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very simple: Khubsurat ho to ho jati hay. ager ameer hoto karni parti hay.






19-Feb Joks
aik aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane"





Santa and Banta are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Banta smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around.

He says, "Hey, you shit your pants?"

Santa says, "No."

He believes him and they keep riding. As they go on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Banta stops his horse and turns around.

He then says, "Are you sure you did not shit your pants?"

Santa, "Yes, I am sure."

They keep going and now the smell is getting to be unbearable. Santa is swatting the flys away. Banta stops his horse and gets off his horse. He then says, "Get of your horse. Pull down your pants. I thought you said you did not shit your pants?"






Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.






Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti
hai.
Mummy
ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se






QUALITIES

a friend must have,,,

cute as crocodile

smart as donkey

active as turtle....

fit as hippo....

mature as monkey

no doubt yaar

you are perfect...






Diffrence b\w school and colz

School life Vs College life

School: 1 colored dress for 100s of days

College: 100 colored dresses for 100 days

School: 2 note books for 1 subject

College: 1 notebook for all subjects

School: white pipe in teacher's hand (chalk)

Coll: white pipe in student's hand (cigarette)

School: Most frequent letter-Leave letter

College: Most frequent letter - Love letter

School: if we go itz boring

college :if we dont go its boring







I have changed my number. Just note down my new number and plz give me a missed call.
My new number is...







100
dum hai to missed call maaro!

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