Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again





I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in,
she said: Check books.





At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?



mera dil chahta hai app ka ghar ayoon aik baar ayoon do baar ayoon bar bar bar .......... ayoon or app ka ghar ki bell da kar bhag jaoon[;p]





3+3=8
bataao kaise
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Ary Baba galti se






qaatal karna hai,
tu ankkoo se keyjee,
tallwaroo main kya rakka hai"


"safar karna hai tu,
rickshaw main keyjeee,
gaare main kya rakkha ha
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Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.




Q: What's the difference between good & bad gals?
A: Good gals loosen a few buttons when it's hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!





Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam

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