Little Johnny and Jane are playing in a sandbox. Little
Johnny has to go to take a pee but he was told by his
mother to always be polite and don't talk about private
matters in public.
At first he holds it in for a little while because he
does not know what to say Jane to excuse himself. Then
he remembers what his Mom had said at the restaurant to
excuse herself from the table. So he turns to Jane and
says "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose."
And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to
the washroom.
When he comes back Jane looks up at him and asks, "Did
you powder your nose?"
"Yes" said Little Johnny stepping back into the sandbox.
"Well then" says Jane, "You'd better close your compact
because your lipstick is hanging out!"

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