Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN





pimple pimple little star....

saare kanjus mere yaar...

jo mujhe nahi karega sms...

ho jaye uske muh pe char....

whobhi baar baar.....

Lagataar






NEW L.K.G. RHYME

Twinkle Twinkle Little star
I have gone to Wonder Bar
Quarter Rates R Up So High
Drink A Beer With chicken Fryyy......!




Thought of the day: agar aap bus pe chade...
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phir bus aap pe chade
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dono baar ticket aapka hi KATEGA...






It is a fact dat wen baby is born d doctors slap its face 2 make it start breathing, there r exceptional cases like urs, wen u were born doctor slapped himself!





Vajpayee was talkin bout family plannin in a speech..
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laloo got angry , stood n said " WHEN U DONT PLAY THE GAME, DONT MAKE THE RULES"





if a cat crosses u while u r going somewhere..
wat does it mean?
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it means dat.....
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cat is also going somewhere!!!!!






wat is d name of jackie chan's mother in law?
.....?????
.....?????
.....?????
guess...
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think....
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nahi janate???????
????????
mai batau????
????????
ok....
VICKS VAPORUB....
CHEN KI SAA(n)S....







doctor to his girlfriend.....
khat likh raha hun khun se, ink mat samzana
khat likh raha hun khun se, ink mat samzana
kisi mariz ka liya tha mera mat samzana!!!!!!





Write a 'C' program about girlfriends :-
#include
#include
#include
void main()
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int girlfriends;
int money;
clearheart();
while(money!=0)
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girlfriends++;
money--;
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printf("govinda govinda");
getch(); ?
/* beware of Girlfriends*/

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