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apna kaam karo





CAN U ANSWER ANY OF D QUESTIONS????????



LETS SEE...............

Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar is an opener

Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
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Dil Chhata Hai!

7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

9. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.....................................?
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Answer) adidas






Dekha tujhe to ruh khush ho gayi,
Ek kahani thi jo poori ho gayi,
Pagal the wo log jo kehte hain,
chimpanzee ki aakhri nasal kahin gum ho gayi hai!!!






vegetable msg...
mooli gajar ka noor tugh pai barsai
teri chahat ka aloo timatar tarsai
teri zindagi main ain itnai kaddoo
k tu chotai tindai khanai ko tarsai>>>






Kabhi Kabhar Choti Choti cheezain bhi bohat taklef deti hain
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Yaqeen na aye to SUI per beth k dekhao





Kash aap meray Bakray hotay

Main baray pyar se aap ko Chara khilati

aapk seengh pakar ker hilati

aur phir pyar se poochti

batao PAGAL kon

Tum Ya Main

aur tum kehtay

Main Mainnnn





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Read in Punjabi
Dil 20 13 ,
80 20 tere

Hor 10 ki haal hay 13

Ok g igazat 2,
32 bhujaoo aur tusi 100 jao
good night






Kisi se nahi kaha tere fasaney ko
Janey kasay khaber ho gai zamaney ko
Gattar band ho gya sarey shehar ka
Kis ne kaha tha thumain nahaney ko





Hamara bv hum ko chor kar chala gaya
Friend: tum us ka khayal nahi rakhtey hogey
Pathan: Oye nahi Oye. Kasam khuda ka sagi behan ki tarha pyar karta tha





Today is Friday,
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send this message to 7 people
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Insha-Allah
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tommorow will be Saturday,
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ignore nahi karna warna,
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parsoo Sunday aa jayega

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