WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................
WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................
WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON...........





CHAND PE KALI GHATA CHATI TO HOGI,
SITARON KO MUSKRAHAT AATI TO HOGI,
TUM LAAKH CHIPAO DUNIYA SE MAGAR,
AKELE ME TUMHE, APNI SHAKAL PE HASI AATI TO HOGI.





Lawyer : Don't u feel ashamed of CuminG here Thrice ??
Thief : Bt U Cum Daily 2 D Court, Sir.

Son : Mon, I Don't want 2 Go 2 School 2day
Mother : Y ?
Son : Coz I'm nt Feeling well .
Mother : Where Aren't U feelinG Well ?
Son : In School






A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!





Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.






It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.





Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.





A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes, Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you.”

The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish,
and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here!
Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!



CHEERS!!!







Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip
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take out your
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book from your bag and study!





Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.

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