Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki, to kia kiya churaya.?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi..
Judge: lekin ek saarhi k liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi.?
Chor: "Janab, 4 baar meri biwi ko saarhi pasand nahi aayi thi.."






Last night the moon said to me,
"if ur friend is not messeging you,why dont u leave ur friend"
I looked back at the moon & said
Oye Koi Banda Kanjoos V hunda ee






surry for distrb par its urgent,
Seeta ka phir se apharaan ho gaya hai,
Hanuman G ko 1000 vaanro ki garurat hai ,
SMS Milte hi nikl padna.
"JAI SHREE RAM"





Full form of DAIRY MILK
Darling
Always
I
Remember
You
Meet
Immediately 4 a
Long
Kiss

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