ek larka larki se.
Larka : Jhalaak dikhlajaaaaaaaaa jhalak dikhlaajaaaaa
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Larki ne apne sandle nikale aur kaha : Ek baar Aaaja aaaja aaaja aaaja aaajaaaa






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K6fMIn


JOTH.+


@mw.58



#ampTNM




Kitne sweet ho, kuch bhi bhejo pyar se parhne lag jate ho.
so sweet.





Machar aur makhi ki hogaya shadi,
Pehli raat main ho gayi barbadi,
Machar ko kismat hi khoti thi,
Makhi mortien MAT laga kar soti thi.





Just imagine life without girl's

The result =

Markets silent

streets empty

The police at rest

All mobile companies in loss

No sms

No flowers

No valentines

No candles


No perfumes


No travelling

All the men direct to Heaven






wife : Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Husband : Shah jahan Jitna?
Wife : to mere marne ke baad Taj mehal banaoge?
Husband : Maine to plot bhi liya hain , Deley to tum kar rahi ho.





Chalo kaam pakro aur uthak baithak karo.

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JL


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Bolo ab ROZ SMS karoge.





apun ko miss kar rela hain,

Kya bola?

Nahi?


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Yeh poppat dekh,

Nikaloo tera lucky draw?

Daloo 6 ki 6?

Samajha kya!

Khalaas!

Ab dimagh ki lassi nahi karne ka!

Chal ab shabash miss kar apun ko.

Ab sotey main bhi miss karne ka, kya?






Agar manzil ko pana ho to HOSLA sath rakhna,

agar pyar ko pana ho to AEITBAAR sath rakhna,

Agar Hamesha muskurana ho to
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to

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to

to

to

DAANT saaf rakhna





chin, cho, chi, chuw ,
shi cho chwo chwor
chinn nhi chow shi chow



Kyu nahi parhan aata? Jackie Chan ne mujhe send kya tha, Maine forward kar diya






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