Inspector to Santa:
Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!





the wind,
the wind,
the naughty wind...


that blows the girls skirt high...


but god'z clever


he sends the dust along the
wind 2 close the boys eyes..!!!






Santa: I tried ur number so many times,
it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!





ek sardar
paani pi raha tha...
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ab kya sardar
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pee sakta ?
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usme bhi joke chahiye ??
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jaan lelo sardaron ki..





faithful wife's go
straight to the heaven..
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because..
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they have already gone
through hell..!!!





bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..
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bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..
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bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..
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uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..





I WROTE U'R NAME ON SAND
IT GOTWASHED AWAY
I WROTE U'R NAME IN AIR
IT GOT BLOWN AWAY
I WROTE U'R NAME IN MY HEART
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I GOT HEART ATTACK







The best relation ever is between 2 eyes, "they blink, move, cry, see & sleep together."
Still they never see each other directly but when they see A Girl, 1 will blink & another will not.

MORAL :- A Girl Can Break Any Kind Of Relationship.......






Count the stars
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Gin liye?


Lo ek aur pagal milgaya, jo din main taray ginta hai...
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1 ladke ko kya chahiye ??
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1 ladki jo pyar de
1 ladki jo acha khana banaye
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1 ladki jo uski seva kare
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aur ye teeno ladkiyan
ek doosre se na milen

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