hawaone rukh hai badla hai
chehron pe udaasi hai chaye
kha phele disco, parties aur ccd tha
ab toh bus zerox notes,sukhi biscuit aur padhai.....





Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,
Hum sabhi k ho jate hain
Par koi humara nahi hota




Tusi bade hi smart ho,
Rasgulle ki plate ho,
Pepsi ka crete ho,
Ande ka aamlet ho,
SMS karne me bade let ho,
Jalebi ki tarah strat ho,
Tussi Kheer ki tarah,
Mere fevret ho...Samjhe





Define a true music lover..
Ans- A gal is singing in a bathroom while taking bath n a boy near the keyhole is using his ears not his eyes...




Ek ladki thi


Diwani C


Saveri C


Saloni C



Nazre jhuka k



Sharma k



Galio se




Gujarti thi....



Matak k chalti thi...




Kehti thi




Sabzi lelo sabziii







Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!






Aaj Meri taraf se aap ko 1 PUPPY


Aap k bhai ko bhi 1 PUPPY



Chalo aap ki Mama ko bhi 1 PUPPU



aur aap ki sweet sii sister ko bhi 1 PUPPY


kyoon k








aaj hi meray dosy ne 10 PUPPIES ko janum diya hai









Astagfirullah
Astagfirullah
Astagfirullah
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Yeh sms app 500 logon ko send karen
INSHALLAH
Apka
Balance khatam ho jaye ga......








Dont have words to describe all ur jokes. Just want to say keep up this good work and wish u very best of luck.

Awesome jokes........................







U r


70% beauty


75% sweet


85% naughty


90% cute


100%lovely




TOTALLY 70+75+85+90+100= u r 420

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