Preeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Preeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.






Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.






Q: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?

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A: FORK







Chinku: What kind of a wife do you want?
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Pappu: Exactly like moon; which appears in the night and disappears in the morning!!!






Bivi ka darr
Duniya se jo darre usse kaayar kehte hain

Duniya jis se darre use shahyar kehte hain

Bivi se jo darre usse shohar kehte hain.






Funny Sms
Jo jale us ko raag kehte hain,
Jo bhuje us ko Khaak kehte hain,
Aur aapk main jo missing hain,
Usko dimagh kehte hain.





Yu rato ko n jago so liya karo,
Yu dil main saansu mat roko ro liya karo,
baal to bohut ache banate ho,
kabhi moo bhi dho liya karo.






ek sardar ne market main ek khoobsuratladki ko aur sochne laga.. ..
Kaash yeh meri maa hoti to main bhi itna khoobsurat hota.






Which are the two latest version of Java?













Mar java, Mit java








Jo yeh sms parh raha hain, woh cute, lovely, smart, seweet, intelligent, good looking, pyara nahi to kya hua, jis ne bheja hain woh to hain

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