Friendship r like an Acquarium, and Friends r like Fishes.....


U r my GOLD FISH..........


Always b with me............


Don't try to go away.........


Nehin toh.............



Fry karke Billi ko khiladenge..............






Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '





Elahi aj ye farman likh de....
Har khushi mere naam likh de...
Agar us khushi k leye kisi ki jaan chaye...
To us mot pay mere dost ka naam likh de...






The night is dark

The moon is high

I stop my car

U ask why ?

I come close to u

U feel shy

I tell u those 3 words
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Hai La Panchar!






A cigar shortens ur life by 2 min! A beer shortens ur life by 4 min! But a working day shortens ur life by 8hrs! So dont go 2 work just smoke & drink......






Last night I lay on my bed
Watching the beautiful moon and stars
Then suddenly i thought
Where the hell is my roof?






jast imagine life without girls:
the result markets silent streets empty the police atrest all mobile companies in loss
no sms
no sins
no flowers
no valentine's
no love
no tensions
no candles
no perfumes
no travelling and all the men direct to heaven.
howz it :)






AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"

INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.






PYAAR KAR TO KISI EK SE KAR,
HO SAKE TO KISI NEK SE KAR,
JAB TAK NA MILE KOI SACHCHA DILDAAR,
KAM SE KAM TRY TO HAR EK SE KAR....................






BANDAR KI BETI APNE BAAP SE BOLI,
.....PAPA - PAPA MUJHE SHADI KARNI HAI,
PAPA BOLA, BETI THODA INTEJAR KARO,
......DULHA ABHI SMS PADH RAHA HAI.

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