Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharva dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete...





EXam's song:

"Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Student saare jage.

Dekho pakdo yaron,

Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,to duji

shuru ho gayi MAAMU.






Hum jeete ek bar hai,
marte ek bar hai,
pyar ek bar hota hai,
aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai...
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To fir ye ..

EXAMS BAAR-BAAR
KYUN ??







STUDENTS ANTHEM-
hum honge pass pass,
hum honge pass pass,
honge pass pass 1 din,
OHHO,
likhte hain bakwaas,
lekin univrsity pe hai vishwas,
hum honge pass pass






A student declartion at d end of the answer paper-
"i hereby declare dat ans written above r true 2d bst of my friends knowledge,
i claim no responsiblity of d correction of answer"




Na moh na maya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.
Baith k char panne palat lo beta
final paper girlfrnd / Boyfrnd ne nahi banaya hai.





my nights r becomin sleepless,
my days r becomin restless.
so i asked god.....
is this love?
god said....no, idiot,
exams are coming......!





Normal heart ECG
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ECG when exams r going on
_/l _/I _/l _/@
I/ l/ l/

& when results r announced
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ALL THE BEST!






Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jae
na tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne
na roya jaye aur na soya jaye.






Exams ka saya hai,exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniyawale kehte hain acche number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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