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Ants were bathing n elephant jumped into pool.All ants got out of water,1 ant climbd onto da back of the elephant...
All ants cried
"DUBA DUBA KE MAAR SALAY KO"





5 rules for student
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1.Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.
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2.Keep the college clean so stay away.
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3.Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.
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4.Always take books coz u dont get pillow to help u sleep well.
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5.Never be early to class or else no one will notice.






Husband asks his wife,where do u want to go on our anniversary?
wife says,smwhr i have never been!
Husband replies,how bout the kitchen??





A..B..C..D..E..F..G..H..I..J..K..L..M..N..O..P..Q..R..S..T..U..V..W..X..Y..Z..


ye sms her mobile per pohanchao aur taleem ko aam karo... Shabash







Wife: samne jo admi drink kr rha hai, usko meine 10 saal pahle shadi k liye inkar kia tha. Aj tak sharab pi rha hy.
Husband: wow! itni long celebration..





Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?

Because they all have an exclusive msg only for the chemist: "Maine patient ko loot liya ab teri bari" :-)






Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?

Because they all have an exclusive msg only for the chemist: "Maine patient ko loot liya ab teri bari" :-)




Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha: Aap meri sharab churva sakte ho?

Doctor:Haan kyun nahi,

Sharabi:Toh Police ne meri 20 bottle pakri hai,

Plz churva do.! ;-)





BOY: Ay bewafa tu ney dil jala dala.
Dil jal k raakh hogya.

GIRL: Teri ye qurbani bekar nhi jayegi,


RAAKH
idhar bhej dey "bartan" dhoney k kam aayegi...






Hi Cute,
Sweet,
Most graceful,
the Smartest,
beautiful person,

Khush?

Chalo ab aaram karo,
Dosron ko b
Pagal banana hai....;-)





Good Lecture
a good lecture is like a girl's mini skirt.
long enough to cover the subject and short enough to maintain interest






A foreigner had a very spicy India dinner
Next morning he came out of TOILET n said...

Now I understand y Indian use water

BLOODY TISSUE CAN CATCH FIRE.......







Eik pagal khat likh raha tha
kisi ne pocha kis ko khat likh rahey ho?
Bola khud ko! Pocha kia likha hay?
bola: mughey kia pata abhi mughey mila thori hay.









Gurbart,
kanjosi,
narazgi,
neend,
mobile main kharabhi,
finger main dard,
balance ki kami,
ya phir koi aur waja hay sms na karney ki










Lo aj khuda ki hikmat samjh main ayi
Apki duniya main amad samjh main ai
Apko duniya main bheja us ka bahana tha
Shaitan k baad bhi to kisi ko ana tha







Priy mitra, Pranam. Apke sandesh padhne k paschat hum ati anand vibhor ho uthe hai. Kripa apne chalit durbhash yantra se alp sandesh bhejte rahe.....dhanyavad





EK TEACHER CLASS MEIN APNA BABY KO DOOD PILATE HUA BOLI ALI ALI MERE BETA DOOD PI K docter BANEGA
student: MADAM THODA DOOD HUMEIN BHI PILA DO AGAR docter NAHI compounder TO BAN HI JAYENGE

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