Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!





Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?
Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?





Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.






Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 jun ko aur uski 13 jun ko.





On a romantic day Banta's girlfriend asks him.
Darling on our engagement day will u give me a ring.
Banta: Ya sure, from land line or mobile





What does Sardarji do?????????
when he has one white sheet,,,
and wants an extra white sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet





Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................





Sardarji is buying a TV.
Do you have colour TVs?
Why not????????????????
Give me a red one, please

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