Internation Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; an OXFORD UNIVERSITY ENGLISH GRADUATE and our JOHNNY. They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.

The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU'.

First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said:


Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.


The crowd went crazy! No way could the kid top that, they thought.

Johnny calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;

Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They were three, and we were two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.


Little Johnny won.

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