* A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form
He
had gone to DELHI for filling up. U knows y? FORM says " FILL UP IN
CAPITAL".

* A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do
u
know what the business was? . . . . . . . . . . . He opened
a
Saloon in Punjab!.

* A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop
her!.

* A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE".

* Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open
mouth................. WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's
dinner
should be light".

* SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,
SHE
SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....

* A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A
bystander:
why is u laughing? Sardar: I have an Airtel cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.


* Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night nobody will be
there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.


* A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a
cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN,
NO
MATCH!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His
wife
asked what you are doing? He said-"I am seeing how I look while
sleeping".


1.
Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta
rehta."

Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."



2.

Four hightech sardar inventions:

---Waterproof towel

---Solar powered torch

---Book on how to read

---Pedal powered wheel chair.



3.

Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what
---To avoid side effect!!!



4.

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho ko
pani dal.

Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"

sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".



5.

Man:sardarji where were u born?

sardarji: punjab.

man: which part.

Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".



6.

Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke ---Sardar :yeh kya,
sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.



7.

Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha "akal badhi ya bhais "

Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".



8.

Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an entrance
exam.



9.

Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a
swimming pool.

Banta: give him a glass of water.



10.

Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.

Banta: really what is he studying?

santa: he is not studying they r studying him.



sadar to son:oye.!! kaisi macthis laya hai...ek bhi nahi jalti...
son:kya baat kar rahe ho bapu..main to sari check kar ke laya tha....




SARDAR'S WIFE:WHY R U SIGNING ALL THE BLANK CHEQUES?.
SARDAR:IF THE CHECK BOOK IS LOST ,SOMEONE ELSE WILL SIGN IT THAT'S WHY!




why does sardarni keep the door open while taking bath???
so that no1 cud peep thru keyhole

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