Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.





god said :: i can't e everywhere

so i created friends..

devil replaced : i too can't be everywhere

so i created girl friends..






boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>

girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.

isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi

boy - kamini mar jayegi par ek

garib ke kaam nahin aayegi..






Sardar's theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is needed &sun gives light during d day when light is not needed






Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai...






What is Common Between a MAULVI & A MURGHA?
1. Both start with M
2. Both hav covered heads
3. Both give AAZAN
4. Both go CRAZY when they see a Murghi!






Date pai ghalib apni grl frnd ka wait kar rahai thai grl frnd kai dair sai anai par farmaya......


Falak kai sitaroun ko neend arahi hai..





Pagal ki bachii tou ab arahi hai ....







Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..





Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"





Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere maamu k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."

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