Chand per ap ka naam likney ko jee chahta hay
Laykin pehli baat tu yeh hay k mera hath nahi jata hay
Aur dosri baat yeh k yeh khayal mughey sirf doophar main he aata hay





ram ne sita se shadi ki....

ravan ne sita ka apharan kiya ....

hanuman ne sita ko bachaya....

to vastav mein hero kaun
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ans......--->>>> Sunjay dutt......!!!!!!!







Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.






disigner dress pehante ho,mordern style rakhte ho,dil mai jalan aur face per smile rakhte ho,baat karni aati nahi, phir bhi mobile rakhte ho:-)))))))))))))))






Patient 2 Munna Bhai:Dr yeh pholon ki maala kis ke liay?
Munna Bhai:Yeh apun ka pehla operation hei kamyab howa to mere liay or nakaam howa to tere liay.





Jub b humne kisi larki ko taara,
Uski shadi ho gai,
WAJA?
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Nigahe mard-e-moman se badal jati hein taqdeerain.






Nice people are like wind,
U can only feel their presence and sincerity,
Don’t look here and there to find them just at the name of the sender.





Every walk of life will contain ups and downs,
Flowers and thorns,
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Jutiyan paaii rakhi






Ho nahi sakta ke teri yaad na aay,
Bhool ke b bhulaon who waqt na aay,
Tum bhoolo to tumhe agli saans na aay,
Main bholon to
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Yar bandha bhol he jata hei






ek admi ke ghar 7 larkiyan paida ho gayi .
usney paper mein add diya!

"Larka paida karne ka Tariqa batao" .

"Bengal" se letter aya Biwi ko Fish khilao,

"Haryana" se letter aya Milk Cake do ,

"Punjab" se aya Lasssi do,


"Karachi" se letter aya , 1 mauqa humain do.





i sardar us ke biwi ksath rikshey mai beta to driver ne shisha set kia, sardar chillaya aur bola tum hamere biwi ko dektha hai tum peechey bethooo riksha mai chalougha






Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Boy: Mere Papa ka naam Rohit hai :P





Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it





Santa: yaar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?
Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain.




Kya aankheiN hain aapki,
kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....






One day Sardar was giving dictation to his tution.... Then last bench student told to Sardar that
"Sir we can't hear..."

Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..."





One day sardar was resting on the park... One men came and asked to him...
Man1: "R u relaxing???"
Sardar: "No, i am Ramsing..."

After some time other man came and asked...
Man2: "R u relaxing???"
Sardar: "No, i am Ramsing..."

Angry Sardar went away.... Then asked to another person....
Saradr: "R u relaxing???"
Man: "Ya, i am relaxing..."

Sardar gave him a slap and told to him
Saradr: "Everyone is looking for u... and u are sitting here.."








Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya
Ja kar gande naaley main doob gaya
Doobtey howey bola: ab aur zulam nahi sahaingey
1 ghar main do do nahi rahaingey nahi rahaingey

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