How To Catch a Lion !!!



There are various methods, here are some ..... read on ....


\330 Newton's Method:



Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you

caught lion.



\330 Einstein Method:



Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and

will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.



\330 Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If

anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.



\330 Indian Police Method:



catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a

lion.



\330 Rajnikanth Method :



Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.

The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.



\330 Jayalalitha Method:



Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while

it's sleeping !

\330 Manirathnam Method (director):



Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark

room with a single candle lighted.

Keep murmuring something in its ears.

The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.



\330 Karan Johar Method (director):



Send a lioness into the forest.

The lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First

lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd

lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions.

Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.

You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u

wont !



\330 Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic
location.

\330 Govinda method:



Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.lion commits suicide






George Bush method :
Declare that lion posses WMDs. Send CIA agents behind a lion. Lion still not found ... Send 1,00,000 US Marines to Africa. F-16s bomb the forests and kill 1200 Cuckoos, 1000 crows, 14 Strokes , 121 - parrots but not the lion. Now Pakistan claims that lion may be hiding in Quetta. Give Pakistan $100 millions and tell that all the outstanding loans are cancelled. Pakistan buys rat poison and dog biscuits from North Korea with the $100 million. India gets frustrated with Pakistan buying dog biscuits . A anonymous person claims that he has given the lion the secret codes to build Nuclear warhead. US bashes that anonymous person. Meanwhile its time for elections in US. Bush tells the citizen that he will kill the lion if they elect him. Bush gets elected ... hey r v missing something in between . (Meanwhile watch the special correspondent report of the lion making a provocative speech - courtesy Al- Jalzeera Veer Zaara.

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