George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is
waiting for him. I don't know what to do here" says the devil. "you are on
my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so
I'll tell you what I'm going to do. "I have got three folks here who weren't
quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their
place. I'll even let you decide who leaves".
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first door, in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of
water. He kept diving and surfacing over and over and over. Such was his
fate in hell. "No" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer
and don't think I could do that all day long.

The devil led him to the next room. in it was Tony Blair with a sledge
hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer time after
time after time. "No I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant agony if all I would was break rocks all day. "commented George.

The devil opened a third door. in it George saw Bill Clinton lying on the
floor.. Bent over him was Monica Llewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said. "Yeah,
I can handle this"

The devil smiled and said...........
"OK Monica you are free to go".

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