boy propose 2 a girl--do u love me ?
.
girl: shakal dekhi hai apni..
isse acha to men mar jana pasand karoongi
.
boy: kamini mar jayegi magar ek
gareeb ke kaam nahin aayegi




Poonam ki raat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai k apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.





He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,

“I”m a bottle of wine!”





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Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho?
Dekhte nahi busy hoon.
line-maar rahi hoon!





Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!





dimag ke liye santhre ka juice
sahet ke liye anaar ka juice
aankho ke liye carrot ka juice
khush rahane ke liye SMS kar kanjoos





As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

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