;) LARKI:bas ab mein tumhein nahi karne dongi.....
LARKA:thora aur karne do
LARKI:kisi na dekh liya tu
LARKA:kuch nahi hoga bas sedhi raho n thora khula rakho
LARKI:nahi bass ab mein tumhein aur nahi karne dongi.,,,
LARKA:plase thora aur karne do aaj mein na COPY nahi kya tu fail hojaionga





I WANT TO KISS YOUR LIPS...
I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR TEETH...
I WANT TO SMELL YOUR BREATH...
I WANT TO TASTE YOUR TONGUE.....
DONT WORRY I AM YOUR colgate THOOTH PASTE u;)





majnu ko laila k SMS nahi aya majnu na 3 din sa khana nahi kaya majnu marna wala tha laila k pyaar mein aur laila bethi thi SMS free hone ke intezaar mein






Ek taaza khabar


Ek bathroom mein


Ek boy ne Ek GAl ko



HAR jagaah Touch kia




pata hai wo boy kon tha
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Life Boy






Hum wo aashiq hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par sher bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi mere zindagi mein,
To BSNL ki kasam Bihar mein bhi,
Ek taj mahal bana denge,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,






Mausaam mastana dil hai deewana,
Aise may tum..............................
Aise may tum...............................
Tum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haan tum,tum,
Lux say do baar naha kar aana.........





Sardarji is buying a TV.
Do you have colour TVs?
Why not????????????????
Give me a red one, please





Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................






Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti. Santa: Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya?
Kabutar: Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?

Related Posts by Categories



Widget by Hoctro | Jack Book

0 comments

Recieve Jokes By Email

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner