Tumhare liye hum aasman se taare tor kar laayenge.....
Tum seerhyo ka inteezaam karna ooper hum charh jaayenge.




Fizao main tum ho hawao main tum ho,
Baharo main tum ho, Ghatao main tum ho,
Dhoop main tum ho, chao main tum ho,
Kyunki sach hi suna tha,
.
.
.
Ke shaitan ka koi tikhana nahi hota.





Qayamat Tak tujheyaad karenge,
Teri har baat per aetibaar karenge,
Tujhe sms karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tumhare sms ka inteezar karenge





Agar free ho to neeche parho





















































Agar ab bhi free hot to upar parho







santa was drwaing money from ATM.
banta was just behind him in the line said : I have seen your password
It is ****
Santa : Wrong it is 1394




Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola!


Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola


Aur woh boli ke thanda matlab COCA COLA.






Close your eyes and Imagine:

Chand
ka
bed

Taaro
ki
razai

Pholo
ka
takya

Nice na?




Now

come
back
to
earth
& sleep
on your
CHARPAI.






Pholo ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Chand ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Samandar ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Plz tum zara side hoge to kuch aur dikhe,





Gabbar : are o sambha?
Sambha : Ji sarkaar.
Gabbar : Kitne aadmi the re?
Sambha : Do aadmi sarkaar.
Gabbar : Mujhe to Ginti nahi aati, Do kitne hote hain?
Sambha : Sarkaar Do ek be baad aata hain.
Gabbar : aur do ke pehle?
Sambha : Do ke pehle ek aata hain.
Gabbar : to bheej main kaun aata hain?
sambha :bheej main koi nahi aata.
Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyu nahi aate?
Sambha : Do ek ke baad hi aasakta hain kyunki do ek se bara hain.
Gabbar : do ek se bara hain kitna bara hain?
sambha : Do ek se ek bara hain?
Gabbar : Agar do ek se ek bara hain to ek ek se kitna bara hain?
Sambha : Sarkaar maine aapka namak Khaya hain, Mujhe goli maar do, per mera dimaagh khana chor do.






Santa banta se.
Santa : agar aap ko garmi hain to ka karte hain?
Banta : AC ke paas jaa kar baith jata hoo.
Santa : Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Banta : To main AC on Kar leta hoo.

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