Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hai
Rukko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hai
Arrey yeh toh mahol aur mausam ka asar hai
Varna aise vaiso par hum bhi time waste nahin karte hai




Ishq ne insaan ko kya bana diya.....
kisi ko pagal, kisi ko diwana bana diya..........
Do Phool ka bojh na utha sakti thi Mumtaj.....
Shaanjahan ne usi per tajmahal bana diya..........




diya hay upper waley ne mobile apko tu
kuch to sharam kia karo
call to tu karte nahi mazlom per
har roz 2-4 sms he kar dia karo


date per ghalib apni gf ka intezar kar rahey they
gf k dayer se aney per unsey farmaya
falak k sitaroon ko neend aa rahi hay
ulo ki pathi to ab aa rahi hay.




Ghalib ney apni Girl Friend ko date par bulaya aur wo late hogai.....

Girl: Am I late...

Ghalib:
Falak pey sitaron ko neend arahi hai
dusri ka time hogya aur tu ab arahi hai...





Dil dia tha muhaabat ki nishani samjh kar,
woh kha gaey usse biryani samajh kar...

Khoon-e-jigar bhi nahi chora zalim ney,
wo bhi pee gaey Limmu Pani samajh kar...





Apni zndagi se kuch pal deydo mujhey...

aaj na sahi apna kal deydo mujhey...

Khushi do ya na do marzi tumhari...

apni kisi achi si girl frend ka number deydo mujhey....




Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

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