Aam ki khushboo barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam aaney ko tayar,
Thori si masti thora sa pyar
Loadshading k lye raho tyaar,
Happy summer season yaar




gam mein tere tarap ke mar gaye ge
mar gaye ge pir b nam tera lege
rishwat deker tuje b upar bulayge
jab tum upar aho ge to sat beth ker kurkure kahege
lolxz





How an intellegent boy purpose to a gurl
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He took da gurl along with him on the boat
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n in da middle of da sea
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he said to da gurl love em or leave the boat





Jonny: teacher do u punish em 4 da thinG i didnot do

Teacher : no ofcourse not

Jonny : gud very gud i didnot do my homework





A boy purposed to a gurl
n she said no
boy was not upset
his friend ask the reason
he replied i lost da one who never loved em
but she lost da love who really lov her





May our Friendship turn in silver
den silver in to gold
den gold into diamond
den we will sell it 50%-50% chale ga na





aapki KHOOBSURTI se bahar bhi SHARMINDA hain..
aapki KHOOBSURTI se bahar bhi SHARMINDA hain..
kahin bhul se bhi KABRISTAAN mat chale jana warna log samjhenge BHOOT abhi bhi JINDA hain....



* Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND



ROK LO MERA JANAJA MUJHME JAAN AA GAYI
SAALO JANAJA PEECHE LO DAARU KI DUKAAN AA GAYI....


me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,
ki tum hoti to aisa hota,
tum hoti to vaisa hota,
aur tum na hoti to paisa hota...


History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir….



NA "SACHAYI" BADI

NA "KHUDDARI" BADI

NA "BHALAYI" BADI

NA "IMANDAARI" BADI

BADA WO HAI

JIS KE GHAR KE BAHAR

"FERRARI" KHADI..

KYU HO GAYI NA

"KHAT" KHADI???


"wo baharron se nikle
wo nazaroon se nikle
jis jis par nazar daali kambakht
mere rishte daaroon se nikle"




Apny husan pr itna guroor na kr, sb 2 din ki masti hai!!!
Tera husan b tb tk hai jb tk FAIR N LOVELY sasti hai...

Ishq karne se pehle uska anjam dekh lo,
Ishq karne se pehle uska anjam dekh lo...
Agar fir bhi samjh na aaye to film "Tere Naam" dekh lo...
Ha...Ha...Ha...





## DANDA NAA MARO
PATHER NAA MARO##
##HUM TOU YUNHI MER JAIN GAY
IK ANKH TOU MARO"##





Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER"?

And

Why are American husbands known as "GOLD"?


Socho

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Arae Socho


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Thoda sur Socho

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Socho Socho....

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Nahi Aata


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Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u"( Scientific Symbol for Gold)









Rab kare apko sab milay
Himat
Izat
Rupaya
Bangla
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyaar
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Aur kya dekh rahay ho?kuch reh gaya? LAALCHEE

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