Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a
train accidentat
Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondentgoes to him and asks, "Sardarji how
did it happen?"
Sardar: "Oh jipucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log
platform par khade
gaadi
kiwait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki
shatabdee express 2
no.
platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki
gaddi PLATFORMPAR aa
rahi
hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri parkood
gaye. Aur tabhi
gaddi
patri par aa gayi."

Aaj tak: "Thankgod. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap
patri par nahin
koode."

Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye
patripar hi leta
tha.Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par
chadgaya."

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