LJ goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him.

Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.

The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there.

"Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."

Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. LJ finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log.

"Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back,
"No."

LJ looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again.

"Will you marry me?"

The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again,
"No!"

Zappo! the LJ down to 15 inches. Well, that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect.

So he calls across again,
"Frog, will you marry me?"

The irritated frog yells back,
"Look, how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, NO!"...:)

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