Johny and two of his friends were sitting around johny's home talking about their problems. One said, "Every
morning I have to get up and stand in front of the toilet for about twenty minutes before anything finally decides to come out."
The second said, "That's nothing. Every morning I sit on the toilet for an hour trying to have a bowel movement."
Johny chimed in, "That's nothing! Every morning at six o'clock I urinate and at seven o'clock I have a bowel movement."
The other two looked at each other, then one said, "So what's the problem?"
Johny replied, "I don't wake up till eight!"

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