Why do elephants have cherry red eyes?
To hide behind cherry trees

Why did the elephant paint the bottom of his feet yellow?
To hide in a bowl of custard

Why do elephants wear little green caps?
To sneak across a billiards table

Have you seen an elephant hiding behind a cherry tree or a bowl of custard ever? Or sneaking across a billiards table?

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