Tere husn ki kya taarif karoon,
tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoon,
tere ek ek baal pe hai joo




Galat nazar say dekho gay to har taraf kharabi nazar ayegi,
Sahi nazar say dekho gay to har sunder ladki tumhe bhabhi nazar ayegi…




Sardar goes 2 a petrol pump sees a board ` don`t use Mobile here` Sardar picks his mobile, calls evryone from his phone n says `DON`T CALL ME NOW




Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge




Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga




Are O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN.

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